Heatherhere
@heatinblack.bsky.social
tumbling through the mehdow
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Heatherhere
@heatinblack.bsky.social
· Sep 5
Forget a nap I need deep space cryosleep
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when i let go of a hug i make a loud rubber chicken noise
June 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
when i let go of a hug i make a loud rubber chicken noise
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this is so embarrassing in front of the other parallel universes
January 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
this is so embarrassing in front of the other parallel universes
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Tell me truly, I implore!
Is there anything at this store
From foreign lands
Or within these shores
That e’er again
I might afford?
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
Is there anything at this store
From foreign lands
Or within these shores
That e’er again
I might afford?
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
September 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Tell me truly, I implore!
Is there anything at this store
From foreign lands
Or within these shores
That e’er again
I might afford?
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
Is there anything at this store
From foreign lands
Or within these shores
That e’er again
I might afford?
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
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when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go
September 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go
Forget a nap I need deep space cryosleep
September 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Forget a nap I need deep space cryosleep
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I talk pretty tough for someone who named all the squirrels in the park after characters in Broadway musicals.
August 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I talk pretty tough for someone who named all the squirrels in the park after characters in Broadway musicals.
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Big naturals, but I’m talking about the chambers of my heart
July 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Big naturals, but I’m talking about the chambers of my heart
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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
May 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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*brings nothing to the table*
May 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
*brings nothing to the table*
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One of those monthly subscription boxes but for undetectable poisons
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
One of those monthly subscription boxes but for undetectable poisons
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[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
May 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
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you make me want to become a better sith lord
May 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
you make me want to become a better sith lord
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They still sell fruit flavoured cigarettes in Mexico so now I smell like both a banana and an ashtray and I am ready for you to love me.
May 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
They still sell fruit flavoured cigarettes in Mexico so now I smell like both a banana and an ashtray and I am ready for you to love me.
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A dark and gritty remake of Ocean’s Eleven where the heist only works because one guy is expendable and none of them know which one it is. Coming to theaters this summer: Baker’s Dozen
May 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
A dark and gritty remake of Ocean’s Eleven where the heist only works because one guy is expendable and none of them know which one it is. Coming to theaters this summer: Baker’s Dozen
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One day you’re young and the next thing you know, you’d rather have dinner at 4:30pm than risk waiting 15 minutes for a table.
May 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
One day you’re young and the next thing you know, you’d rather have dinner at 4:30pm than risk waiting 15 minutes for a table.
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Always leave them wanting amnesia.
May 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Always leave them wanting amnesia.
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“Where can I find the paper towels?”
“Who’s asking?”
“Who’s asking?”
April 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“Where can I find the paper towels?”
“Who’s asking?”
“Who’s asking?”
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I’m sorry, but the $5.00 you gave me off my first order is not worth receiving emails every day for the next 200 years
March 31, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I’m sorry, but the $5.00 you gave me off my first order is not worth receiving emails every day for the next 200 years
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In case you can't think of anything to post, I don't think we've covered every instance of "can't leave my feet out bc monsters" yet. Maybe try that.
March 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
In case you can't think of anything to post, I don't think we've covered every instance of "can't leave my feet out bc monsters" yet. Maybe try that.
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I know exactly when to keep my mouth shut. It doesn't mean I will, but I definitely know.
March 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I know exactly when to keep my mouth shut. It doesn't mean I will, but I definitely know.
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Getting really into cutting my nails "mental patient" short
March 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Getting really into cutting my nails "mental patient" short
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[Game of Would You Rather]
Friend: Would you rather have someone watch you try to parallel park or—
Me: The other option
Friend: I was gonna say slowly bleed to death while—
Me: THE OTHER OPTION
Friend: Would you rather have someone watch you try to parallel park or—
Me: The other option
Friend: I was gonna say slowly bleed to death while—
Me: THE OTHER OPTION
March 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
[Game of Would You Rather]
Friend: Would you rather have someone watch you try to parallel park or—
Me: The other option
Friend: I was gonna say slowly bleed to death while—
Me: THE OTHER OPTION
Friend: Would you rather have someone watch you try to parallel park or—
Me: The other option
Friend: I was gonna say slowly bleed to death while—
Me: THE OTHER OPTION
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France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
March 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you