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Edgar Allan Poester
@hauntedham.bsky.social
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Strangely non expiring deli staple

Dirty Discovery degenerate

Rancid reply guy and extremely mid skooter

He/Him
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insanemistress.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
A reversible meat tenderizer for $42.95 at Williams Sonoma. It looks like a dildo
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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nfornihilism.net
the two genders: melee and ranged
a photo of a bathroom sign that has women as fencers and men as archers
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Influencers who actually do show up to a competition put more effort into the excuse post they have queued up than their training
Meme of a man comparing two cars labeled: Jake Paul having his jaw broken This is brilliant. Andrew Tate getting battered But I like this.
December 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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catbus.phd
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anime character with a bent cigarette hanging from one corner of his bloodied mouth saying some days, surviving is enough
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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majaoeberg.bsky.social
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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shadowtodd.bsky.social
Tell me you don't see it
Scared Jake Paul Glass Joe
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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kriswilson.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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bitshammer.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)
The Black Knight taunts King Arthur with threats of dick removal "Tis But a scratch", "Im invincible!", "I've had worse from a snowball"
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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phineas.bsky.social
Guess I'll post this again
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
It was bold of Bluey to be pretty clear that both of Bluey’s parents are still super horny for each other. I think that’s why parents like the show so much, they’re like…oh yea
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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captainacab.airbud.website
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Penis $150,000 (testicles are extra)
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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philsalv.bsky.social
A picture of Tommy Tallarico from a magazine cover, captioned: "Tommy Tallarico: Shreds Gamers' Eardrums."
December 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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zombieernie.bsky.social
This summer, Sony Pictures Animation invites you go on an epic journey of NUMERIC proportions.

Chris Pratt
Tom Holland
James Corden
Sydney Sweeny
And Jack Black

Six Seven: The Movie
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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insanemistress.bsky.social
your hamburger will be helped, resistance is futile.
the white and red anthropomorphic hamburger helper glove as the Borg with the little red eye patch and wires on him
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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ianmcgecko.bsky.social
I've hired this gecko to stare at you and randomly lick its eyeball
A Madagascar day gecko staring at the camera
December 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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hydrationchimp.bsky.social
my kids: im hungry

Me:
Hi hungry im dad
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
"I asked ChatGPT and..." Well I asked the Cryptmaster and he said stop lollygagging you undead oaf and get on with it
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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hammancheez.bsky.social
'Chat with copilot in word' pop up in word with options 'not now' and chat now' and a hidden third option 'i'd sooner cut off my own dick and eat it raw' selected
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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davidgerard.co.uk
blimps.xyz/@lusrangifer/
Lady Lus, Inflate-a-Bou @lusrangifer@blimps.xyz Have you seen the new browser to replace Firefox? It's called IceCat. It's literally called Zen. It's a customized Librewolf install. It's a gecko fork called Pale Moon. You can probably use SeaMonkey. It's called K-Meleon. We're all using Floorp. Install Floorp right now. We're all using Floorp. Install Floorp right now. Everyone is using Floorp now. Install Floorp right now.
December 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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loreandordure.com
For your collective delectation this holiday season:
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)

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Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): an incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy
Gather round the fire, everyone, and let me tell you a story. It has everything you could want in a Christmas blockbuster: superheroes and villains, a car crash, children singing, a mystery to solv…
loreandordure.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM