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Emily Blunt Guts
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Narkina 5 Employee of the Month
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my poetry has also been withheld from the public for being too powerful
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
There are dozens of sentient species and hundreds of deities—of course there are diverse sexual and gender identities. However there is only one right way to pronounce THAC0 and it’s the way I say it.
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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IT HAPPENED
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
[Moz voice] Guido on a Ledge, I know, I know it’s serious
The first Elf with a custom-painted IROC
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."

Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Besides being grim, bellicose shit, this tweet sounds like Trump is giving a friendly heads-up to drug and human traffickers so they won’t be inconvenienced.
More saber rattling.

There are good reasons that the U.S. Constitution does not leave the decision on whether to go to war to the whims of one man.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Everyone playing with the profanity bot:
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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when you're the pope they let you do this
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Man remember when that "Deciding To Win" manifesto came out a month or two back that people like the Pod Save America hosts and David Axelrod and James Carville signed off on that said M4A was an unpopular nonstarter that should be jettisoned?

none of those people should work again
🚨NEW: A new poll Americans’ support for Medicare For All has intensified to the point where the old attacks may no longer work.

As both parties legislate criticism of socialism, there has been a 50-point shift on a key question in just 6 years.

This is YUGE.

substack.com/home/post/p-...
A Massive Shift In Health Care Politics
As both parties are legislating criticism of socialism, Americans’ support for Medicare For All has intensified to the point where the old attacks may no longer work.
substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
post something random or you’ll have a bad December
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I believe this qualifies for partial credit
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1944
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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The Motorola MDT-9100-T from the 1980s was the perfect cyberdeck
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I can count on one hand the entertainers whose work has brought me as much pure joy as Andy Merrill. Back in Iowa I’d tape episodes of Space Ghost on our VCR and send them to Peter Hughes in California. Spreading the good news of Brak. Happy birthday Andy Merrill!
Happy Birthday to the incredible @amerrill2.bsky.social . Co-Creator of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show; Voice of Brak, amongst others; Cartoon Network programing and on air superstar, and all in all, I'd like to wish a very Happy Birthday to this guy
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The Angel of Netflix Death has passed over Stranger Things because they left the sign of merchandizing on their lintel.
Wait theres another season of Stranger Things? They actually survived the "russian govt is under the mall" shark jump? maybe I should check it out,I'm curious as to just how far this fish can go
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
“Aziz! Light!”
I'm going with either the Ark of the Covenant or a Betamax VCR.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We’ve reached “Simpsons throwaway gag” level snacks:
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM