"Nono bro, there's DEFINITELY a girl out there that looks like that 100% of the time bro! Pornstars just always look like that and aren't human beings playing a role bro! They'll definitely want to date an incel with no job prospects bro, you just gotta believe."

"I want a girl who looks like she always has makeup on and is basically anorexic but has e cup titties and isn't taller than 5'2" and looks ethnic but has skin whiter than a fleet spec F150 and..."

Anytime I see some brain dead gooner take about how women should look like sex dolls instead of actual women I think about that species of beetle that started dying out because they kept trying to fuck beer bottles so maybe this problem will eventually resolve itself.

Border Patrol “attempted to arrest a plumber working inside a Logan Heights home but left empty-handed after the homeowner refused them entry.

The homeowner told agents she would not allow them inside because the warrant they presented did not include her address and lacked a judge's signature.”

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Honestly based...

HOWDY FOLKS HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A GOOD SUNDAY GONNA BREAK OUT THE ALL CAPS BECAUSE I THOUGHT THESE WERE JUST DAMD CONCEPTS BUT NOPE THEY’RE OUT THERE AND YOU CAN BUY THEM WITH MONEY

www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...

That's just a big wagon.

Is the phev better?

How is it that even when doing truck stuff, American pickup drivers STILL suck shit?

I was like "Ah yes, let's see what funny thing Rip's algo pulled for him this ti-" and then it was just hot there wasn't a punchline it was just a hot person being hot

The funny thing is this can apply to any job now! :D

"When I asked ChatGBT..."

we have reached a point where my wife and I call each other “my bitch wife” at least five times per day

it’s becoming a problem

(I am putting SO much money on this becoming a Tumblr ass situation, exept worse because it'll leave all the scraped dubiously aged Tik Tok accounts up while "accidentally" nuking any trans person who posted anything spicier than a fucking winter coat with jeans and an undershirt)

Nono, someone who's suffered sexual, physical, and mental trauma would NEVER use writing as a way to vent things! That's never happened ever in the history of man! We can totally tell concent with this fancy dosing rod made by tech bros who see following a woman into an elevator as a pickup tactic.

Mods, for future reference all of the characters in my stories are fully consenting and any implication in any story that that might be more dubious is because I forgot a page where they fully give it and also establish they can fly since it's a fictional story about not real people that I made up.

CW: NSFW ish??

Now that we're three days out from their "Our AI can totally tell concent, we swear" date, do I create a second account to dump some of the stories that I've written/thought up that are too spicy to even be watered down for here, or am I risking inevitably getting turbo nuked?

Damn bro, no wonder you need ChatGBT to make your arguments for you.

Sorry 1 day lmao

...but are you going to get a 500h?

Extremely funny that people think this is now a Pritzker hate account when all we've been doing is documenting the same police violence we've been documenting well before this ICE surge

Sorry for disrupting your worldview. Welcome to what cops are!!!

Oooo! Very modern indeed!

Why is mold one of the top five most common things with this modern far right movement along with being divorced, AI cult shit, weird alternative medicine bullshit, and number one, being a straight up pedo?