love when i go to the bodega and they ask me if i know how much what im trying to purchase costs. sir YOU work here

oh dang he's good at this

i have watched jennifer's body three times in the past two weeks and tbh? i might make it a fourth

When I want to watch orange but my butch wife wants to watch blue

rest in power miss major. this is what it means to constantly be negotiating your existence!

Goodbye, mama. Thank you for everything.

Reposting this as time runs out and things get ever scarier — we're getting close to meeting the goal, and any amount helps enormously.

i promise being an authentically awkward messy human is gonna be 1000x more endearing to a person you’re compatible with than workshopping a LinkedIn follow up message with your dumbass computer

Yesterday I was told that the class I’m scheduled to teach this month, Confronting Oppression & Injustice, is no longer part of our curriculum. This is a required class yet there was no discussion, no faculty vote, just an email saying the class no longer exists. This is what it’s like in Texas now.

i used to steal my brothers artemis fowl books to read them on airplanes and had to stop bc i lost one

we need to abolish this shit

i don’t think AI bands will replace real musicians but i do worry that a lot of the less showy jobs for musicians (commercial/corporate music) are going to disappear

it was said by someone like half a year ago that learning how to deliver passable if not good work under both immense pressure and short notice is actually an important part of the college experience and an incredibly useful skill and the person who said that was right

will be rotating this person in my mind for at least a week

It's scary and impoverished out there for trans folks and I'm going to have to upend my life pretty soon. My wonderful friends and bandmates put this together to help out — if you can help in anyway, with a few bucks or a share, it would make this tgirl's life a lot easier

gofund.me/55321f9d3

was talking about stardew valley to my girlfriend recently who was like. huh, this is the quintessential cozy game, and i dont know if shane's character or storyline would necessarily be accepted in a cozy game today

I really do think that Taylor saw Sabrina Carpenter and Chapell Roan, realized people like songs that talk about sex in an explicit but light-hearted way, and then made the biggest series of miscalculations anyone has ever made

decentralized platforms! federation! user input! i’m here because i suffer from a cluster of character defects that force me to say stupid stuff all day long i’m not here because i know what any of that is lmao

sigh. i miss my cat :(

I WOULD WATCH CHALLENGERS WITH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK AND MINDY

i had an opinion about the new tswift record after all
www.patreon.com/posts/140377...

ok who's gonna go see this with me.......

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

This isn’t to say they aren’t going to try to do fascism or do very dangerous or sadistic things for the sake of making content, we’re seeing that with the boats in Venezuela, but that you have to think about them as content creators first because everything makes more sense if you do.