elliot degrassi
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elliot degrassi
@degrassi.bsky.social
· Feb 6
given the recent executive order banning transgender women from women's sports in the united states - all funds raised by don't rock the boat during the month of february will be donated to athlete ally and callen-lorde
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saw the new knives out in a very comfy theater with my absolute best friends in the world and all crowded together in a subway elevator afterwards and laughed!!!!! i love you nyc!!!!!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
saw the new knives out in a very comfy theater with my absolute best friends in the world and all crowded together in a subway elevator afterwards and laughed!!!!! i love you nyc!!!!!!!!!
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i can’t bestir myself to give a shit about most acts of vandalism but some dipshit just pulled the emergency brake on my F train for a lark and delayed it by like 20 minutes and don’t fuck with the trains man. like are you serious. don’t fuck with people’s trains
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i can’t bestir myself to give a shit about most acts of vandalism but some dipshit just pulled the emergency brake on my F train for a lark and delayed it by like 20 minutes and don’t fuck with the trains man. like are you serious. don’t fuck with people’s trains
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All opera plot summaries are like "Kunfre, driven to madness by the treachery of Zarnfig, flees her wedding to Bogaro and resolves to throw herself into the sea, before being stopped by an unnamed and irrelevant countertenor" and all ballet plot summaries are like "somewhere, a princess exists"
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
All opera plot summaries are like "Kunfre, driven to madness by the treachery of Zarnfig, flees her wedding to Bogaro and resolves to throw herself into the sea, before being stopped by an unnamed and irrelevant countertenor" and all ballet plot summaries are like "somewhere, a princess exists"
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December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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very funny to me that both liberal and radical feminist legal policy are complete and utter failures of projects because in response to a situation where "boys" want to play with girls and associate with girls the response by the state is to ban this to ensure it's either become a patriarch or die
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
very funny to me that both liberal and radical feminist legal policy are complete and utter failures of projects because in response to a situation where "boys" want to play with girls and associate with girls the response by the state is to ban this to ensure it's either become a patriarch or die
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Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, even like fuckign MGMT have made statements condemning their music being used in Trump administration propaganda. it's just weird that Swift hasn't said anything!
It’s so telling that she hasn’t when other artists (her peers!) have rejected Trump/his admin smh
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, even like fuckign MGMT have made statements condemning their music being used in Trump administration propaganda. it's just weird that Swift hasn't said anything!
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there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
August 10, 2024 at 3:21 PM
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
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lady at uniqlo was like ‘we aren’t selling men’s tank tops rn because it’s winter’ but what about the men who need to dress like little sluts 365 days a year!! what about them!
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
lady at uniqlo was like ‘we aren’t selling men’s tank tops rn because it’s winter’ but what about the men who need to dress like little sluts 365 days a year!! what about them!
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Higher Ed had a lot of long-term problems before Covid, then Covid turned those into immediate problems, and then the Claudine Gay witch-hunt, then the Gaza stuff…the trump admin is just finishing off something that was already moribund. It’ll take a generation to start rebuilding academia.
Oklahoma University has placed a grad student instructor on admin leave for failing a psychology paper on gender for citing *the Bible* as a source of empirical evidence.
In response, OU has placed on instructor on admin leave citing, get this, the FIRST AMENDMENT.
Universities are cooked.
In response, OU has placed on instructor on admin leave citing, get this, the FIRST AMENDMENT.
Universities are cooked.
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Higher Ed had a lot of long-term problems before Covid, then Covid turned those into immediate problems, and then the Claudine Gay witch-hunt, then the Gaza stuff…the trump admin is just finishing off something that was already moribund. It’ll take a generation to start rebuilding academia.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
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things are bad but you can get mac & cheese on your panini at wawa and i am classless enough to do it
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
things are bad but you can get mac & cheese on your panini at wawa and i am classless enough to do it
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every single I’ve ever written or tried to write has had this piece of text underneath it. I’ve heard this in the background every time I’ve tried to meaningfully put words together since I was maybe thirteen years old
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
every single I’ve ever written or tried to write has had this piece of text underneath it. I’ve heard this in the background every time I’ve tried to meaningfully put words together since I was maybe thirteen years old
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there are hardly any writing tips I think are worth anything at all -- any path is good, I don't trust any maxims about which one works better or is more valid or results in deeper/harder/better work -- but this is a sound principle.
WRITING TIP, something simple but it catches many of us out: if you have a great/fun idea for your story, *use it now*.
Don’t save your ideas for some nebulous other story you might write tomorrow. I promise you’ll have more.
Break your story’s status quo. Go a step further. Use the big idea.
Don’t save your ideas for some nebulous other story you might write tomorrow. I promise you’ll have more.
Break your story’s status quo. Go a step further. Use the big idea.
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
there are hardly any writing tips I think are worth anything at all -- any path is good, I don't trust any maxims about which one works better or is more valid or results in deeper/harder/better work -- but this is a sound principle.
ok i fr just finished reading this yesterday and its absolutely one of my top books of the year and also encouraged/enabled me to make a big delicious food delivery order last night with money i shouldn't really be spending. and let me tell you: that sushi was fucking delicious <3
stumped this holiday season by what to get your stepdaughter with whom you have a warm-but-not-close relationship? is your fuckup sister getting out of rehab just in time for xmas dinner? have i got the gift idea for you!!
bookshop.org/p/books/slop...
bookshop.org/p/books/slop...
Sloppy: Or: Doing It All Wrong
Or: Doing It All Wrong
bookshop.org
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
ok i fr just finished reading this yesterday and its absolutely one of my top books of the year and also encouraged/enabled me to make a big delicious food delivery order last night with money i shouldn't really be spending. and let me tell you: that sushi was fucking delicious <3
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stumped this holiday season by what to get your stepdaughter with whom you have a warm-but-not-close relationship? is your fuckup sister getting out of rehab just in time for xmas dinner? have i got the gift idea for you!!
bookshop.org/p/books/slop...
bookshop.org/p/books/slop...
Sloppy: Or: Doing It All Wrong
Or: Doing It All Wrong
bookshop.org
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
stumped this holiday season by what to get your stepdaughter with whom you have a warm-but-not-close relationship? is your fuckup sister getting out of rehab just in time for xmas dinner? have i got the gift idea for you!!
bookshop.org/p/books/slop...
bookshop.org/p/books/slop...
natasha lyonne please call me
Serious inquiry, because I’ve heard differing opinions on this.
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
natasha lyonne please call me
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We got to make using AI to figure out personal gifts a social crime. Most gifts suck to begin with but now you’ve literally taken the thought out of it’s the thought that counts
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We got to make using AI to figure out personal gifts a social crime. Most gifts suck to begin with but now you’ve literally taken the thought out of it’s the thought that counts
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naruto villain: now that i’ve finally killed 10,000 babies i can combine my genocide jutsu with my racism eye and create a super racist genocide no jutsu!!!!!!
naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry
naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
naruto villain: now that i’ve finally killed 10,000 babies i can combine my genocide jutsu with my racism eye and create a super racist genocide no jutsu!!!!!!
naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry
naruto villain after his backstory flashback: i need a hug. i’m sad. i didn’t mean it. i’m a wittle guy. i’m sorry
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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Oh, thunder only happens when it's rainin'
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh, thunder only happens when it's rainin'
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
Players only love you when they're playin'
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
You'll know
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There's nothing funny about cocaine
But sometimes a good one liner will make me snort! RS
But sometimes a good one liner will make me snort! RS
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There's nothing funny about cocaine
But sometimes a good one liner will make me snort! RS
But sometimes a good one liner will make me snort! RS
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