simp city 3000
@yakuzajohn.bsky.social
a horny snake in a newspaper cartoon
she/her, NYC
she/her, NYC
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the "15 minute city" is an urban planning concept where residents can access a big bowl of hot soup within 15 minutes of waking up in the morning. if other less important things like going to the doctor take a little longer that's okay
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
the "15 minute city" is an urban planning concept where residents can access a big bowl of hot soup within 15 minutes of waking up in the morning. if other less important things like going to the doctor take a little longer that's okay
really enjoyed Ludwig. and not just because of David Mitchell, though god I love David Mitchell
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
really enjoyed Ludwig. and not just because of David Mitchell, though god I love David Mitchell
google reader where art thou
Newsletters are dumb bringing back blogs! Maybe there’s a paid tier. No email, no inbox clutter, no Nazis. I am happy to consult on this issue.
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
google reader where art thou
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I'm basically a single issue voter in the next presidential primary: whichever candidate will take court reform the most seriously. You won't be able to govern without it.
we are going to have to start writing laws with explicit addenda preemptively rebutting the most likely bad faith interpretations from future fedsoc hacks.
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm basically a single issue voter in the next presidential primary: whichever candidate will take court reform the most seriously. You won't be able to govern without it.
get absolutely fucking wrecked you disgusting misogynistic fucking baby killer worm
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
get absolutely fucking wrecked you disgusting misogynistic fucking baby killer worm
I’m going to set something* on fire
The Supreme Court just set aside a 2nd Circuit decision upholding New York's requirement that all school students, public and private, obtain certain vaccinations, without any religious exemptions. It orders the 2nd Circuit to reconsider the ruling in light of SCOTUS' LGBTQ school books decision.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’m going to set something* on fire
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One reason the 45-64 age demographic (currently Gen X) is always so reactionary is that they're at the point in life where their kids are no longer babies, something is "wrong" with one of them, and they collapse into a mental fugue state identifying and lashing out at whoever's "fault" it is.
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
One reason the 45-64 age demographic (currently Gen X) is always so reactionary is that they're at the point in life where their kids are no longer babies, something is "wrong" with one of them, and they collapse into a mental fugue state identifying and lashing out at whoever's "fault" it is.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
bye bitch
NYC Deputy Mayor Randy Mastro resigns with ice-cold parting shot at Zohran Mamdani
Deputy Mayor Randy Mastro said mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani didn’t need to tell him he was being fired — and wants no part of his “socialist” administration anyway.
nypost.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
bye bitch
maybe this speaks to my own brainbroken impatience but SO MANY “informational” TikToks are so long for no reason I find it insane they get so much reach . half (generously) is content and the rest is bloat- and rarely entertaining in its own right.
I don't think this is a particularly bad video in that she does credit the article author extensively. My issue is that the article, which she describes as "extremely long," takes less time to read than watching the video does, and you actually get all the information
a type of content that makes me want to launch myself into space and is huge part of why everything is so bad: TikToker goes down a “rabbit hole,” makes 9-minute video. The “rabbit hole” was she found an Eater article. The Eater journalist did all the work: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTruBS8cp/
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
maybe this speaks to my own brainbroken impatience but SO MANY “informational” TikToks are so long for no reason I find it insane they get so much reach . half (generously) is content and the rest is bloat- and rarely entertaining in its own right.
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Its wild to say this sort of shit about Democrats when the current Republican/MAGA political project is built around cultural supremacist crusade that centers openly trying to destroy the lives of anyone who doesnt sufficiently conform to it
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Its wild to say this sort of shit about Democrats when the current Republican/MAGA political project is built around cultural supremacist crusade that centers openly trying to destroy the lives of anyone who doesnt sufficiently conform to it
if you want to come for Matthew Lillard you have to go through me
Lillard was on stage at GalaxyCon in Ohio when he brought up Tarantino's recent attack on his career, calling it "humbling."
www.avclub.com/matthew-lill...
www.avclub.com/matthew-lill...
Matthew Lillard responds to Quentin Tarantino tearing him down: "It hurts"
Matthew Lillard responds to Quentin Tarantino tearing him down: "It hurts"
www.avclub.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
if you want to come for Matthew Lillard you have to go through me
guileless carp is a great insult. offense to Funadon!!!!
Zarigani Hakase, a professorial crayfish, and Funadon, a guileless carp, are local characters from Hanyu City.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
guileless carp is a great insult. offense to Funadon!!!!
incredible lawyer joke in plooboos tonight
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
incredible lawyer joke in plooboos tonight
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
ha ha ha (city of) yes
YES
YES
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy — www.crainsnewyork.com/real-estate/...
Housing production increases 23% in first year of City of Yes
The Adams administration has released figures on accessory dwelling units, affordable housing and more to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the plan's passage.
www.crainsnewyork.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ha ha ha (city of) yes
YES
YES
my "why my visit to Uzbekistan matters to New York City's future" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
Op-Ed | Why my visit to Uzbekistan matters to New York City’s future | amNewYork
When I traveled to Uzbekistan, I wasn’t just visiting a distant country. I was witnessing a powerful story of rebirth — one that reflects the values,
www.amny.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
my "why my visit to Uzbekistan matters to New York City's future" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
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NEW: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani said Thursday he will not continue sweeps of homeless encampments — which city data shows have not yielded any permanent or supportive-housing referrals in more than a year.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
Mamdani Vows to Sweep Out Crackdowns on Homeless Camps
City numbers show that sweeps started under Mayor Eric Adams have not delivered on referrals for housing in more than a year.
www.thecity.nyc
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
NEW: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani said Thursday he will not continue sweeps of homeless encampments — which city data shows have not yielded any permanent or supportive-housing referrals in more than a year.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
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Everything SCOTUS is doing is bad in the short term but it’s getting undeniable for a median Democratic Senator and legal community to deny this court is an existential threat to both liberal politics and the rule of law.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Everything SCOTUS is doing is bad in the short term but it’s getting undeniable for a median Democratic Senator and legal community to deny this court is an existential threat to both liberal politics and the rule of law.
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A lot of suicide attempts, especially among young people, are impulsive, which means that throwing up even temporary obstacles can save lives. It's not true that everyone who gets advice on how to kill themselves from an LLM would have figured it out anyway. These tools are causing avoidable deaths.
I am a suicide attempt survivor so I’m kind of selfishly interested in prevention and, again, while it may difficult to completely prevent IDEATION, what ChatGPT does (despite guardrails!) is *cheerlead and facilitate* completion. You can come back from ideation but not a chat-optimized completion.
This is not true. This is argument that pro-gun people use to discount red flag and waiting period laws. Ease of access and lethality (let alone cheerful instruction in the best method!) is the #1 predictor of attempts leading actual completion. The more barriers, the more people live.
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A lot of suicide attempts, especially among young people, are impulsive, which means that throwing up even temporary obstacles can save lives. It's not true that everyone who gets advice on how to kill themselves from an LLM would have figured it out anyway. These tools are causing avoidable deaths.
me when I forget to take a lactaid
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
me when I forget to take a lactaid
tag yourself I'm "The sun has only just set. But it is not a plane. That much is clear."
At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
tag yourself I'm "The sun has only just set. But it is not a plane. That much is clear."
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The guy who invented it went on to invent a precise medicine dispensing system that Coke used to make the Coke Freestyle, so he did in fact end up creating one of the great inventions of our era
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The guy who invented it went on to invent a precise medicine dispensing system that Coke used to make the Coke Freestyle, so he did in fact end up creating one of the great inventions of our era
people on Instagram are yelling that Claire Saffitz stole this recipe from another blogger. and without touching on the legitimacy of that claim I just ...who wants their name associated with this monstrosity
Fwiw I actively recoiled from the mortadella cookie cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1027...
Mortadella Cookies Recipe
Don’t worry: These cookies only look like slices of mortadella, getting their slightly chewy texture and marzipan flavor from almond paste and almond extract It joins the tradition of fashioning “saus...
cooking.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
people on Instagram are yelling that Claire Saffitz stole this recipe from another blogger. and without touching on the legitimacy of that claim I just ...who wants their name associated with this monstrosity
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