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simp city 3000
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a horny snake in a newspaper cartoon

she/her, NYC
is Brennan Lee Mulligan DSA
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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[the hold steady voice]
They’re getting rid of the Frank Sinatra music at the dancing fountain in Las Vegas. At the Bellagio casino. And they’re replacing it with Jelly Roll. They’re going to make the water red, white, and blue. And every night they’ll pick one kid to go into the fountain and wave. I’ll be there. Will you?
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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it's all fucking consumerism. every single facet of our society, and the left is not in the least innocent of it.
these same people were intensely skeptical of him and NYC-DSA's entire electoral project and then jumped on board to be part of beating Cuomo and I guess thought that entitled them to be angry he's not the same kind of communist they are
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
it makes me very angry how many children’s books have only male characters. and they’ll be like, forest animals, but all have male pronouns. and I’m not talking about old books guys!!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
girls only want one thing and it’s disgusting (a total refresh of their spice cabinet with small ethical upscale brands)
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
we need clearer demarcation between the express and super express trains for when I am very sleepy and stupid
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
it’s the best day of the year (friendsgiving)
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
following in the footsteps of my mortal enemy Bob Holden, his old boss. I would love love love love to get these jerks out in 2028!!!!
“Council Member-elect Phil Wong, demanded that the train simply pass through central Queens without stopping there — akin to the “ghost stations” of East Berlin”
“[He] encouraged his constituents to pressure state Sen. Joe Addabbo to somehow tank the project” nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/11/23/s...
Sunday Read: Middle Village Has a Love-Hate Relationship with the IBX - Streetsblog New York City
The IBX light rail project is collecting out a loud group of critics — and a wellspring of support in central Queens.
nyc.streetsblog.org
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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there should be a 311 anonymous reporting thing for driving violations
Not kidding when I say they should fund the free buses by actually enforcing driving and parking rules. Walk around any neighborhood of NYC for an hour and you will witness ~30 ticketable offenses. Everyone will get around faster if people follow the rules. Iron-fist it. Cameras on every stoplight.
Hochul has said she would neither support a plan that would deprive the MTA of a key revenue stream — fares — nor would she raise taxes to make up for the missing swipes.
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
read through this whole thread and got sad. I would really like to read these stupid books 🥲
i feel like if you understand what the ending of the show was trying to say there's no point in having any content set after it.

no new age of the world, westeros is trapped in doomed to be trapped in hellish medieval stasis for eternity. the wheel spins on forever
George R.R. Martin teases the 'Game of Thrones' universe will finally get to the world after the OG show's divisive finale.
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
this is genuinely pissing me off and especially coming from non New Yorkers. everyone I work with is scared of January. we all voted for Mamdani but do not want our city under siege. god forbid our mayor elect do what he can to prevent that outcome - without conceding anything!!!
Genuinely do not understand the people who think it's some weird double standard or hypocrisy to treat Whitmer and Mamdani's visits to the white house differently. Whitmer was going there to support his tarrifs, Mamdani was just going for a conversation
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I am not shy about disagreeing with Zohran. I’m sort of infamous for throwing cold water on free buses and I disagree with his reported opposition to Chi Osse running. In this, he gave up literally nothing. Not even calling Trump a fascist. People, learn to take a W!
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
evil evil people. tho we have to acknowledge part of why people are drawn to this is how cold, detached, and uninterested in women‘s fears and wants in likely the biggest single event of their lives many doctors are!
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’d be dead twice over and anyone who encourages this should be [redacted]
This graph is astonishing. The people that bang on about “natural birth” and “women have been doing this forever without help” need to be forced to stare at this until their eyes water.
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
took me a good five minutes of reading everyone freaking out about MTG to realize January 2026 is *this* January
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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“a member of the DSA steering committee came up to me, big DSA member, strong DSA member, tears pouring from his eyes down onto his bright yellow zohran tote bag, and he said to me, he said, sir, labor is the source of all value. and i said, its so true. solidarity, comrade”
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
wow life really is a rich tapestry
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Donald Trump has joined the DSA
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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we gotta amend that natural-born shit this man could be FDR 2: Not Racist This Time
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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TRUMP: globalize the intifadata. you’re hearing it more and more. globalize the infante. it’s a beautiful term. i think i may have just coined it. i’m not sure. but you’re hearing it more and more.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM