Ryan: Battle Angel
@itsmeryan.bsky.social
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doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy Baltimore 18+ and nsfw ya dummy
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the face of a big dumbdumb who left food in the air fryer overnight
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older lady in the office just told me my hair looks like “one of them Japanese cartoons” her nephew watches :(
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can’t wait to rush home and watch more of my favorite program about straight people being psychotic
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elevators lost power at work and I’m on the 8th floor. I need these people to realize I will not return from the lobby at lunch if they are not fixed lmao
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many of us do this and our problems persist so do not get ahead of yourself
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I’m ready for my study 🫡
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gn to the sexy men reading THIS
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I KNOW ONE OF YOU SAVED THIS TO MESS WITH ME 👹
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not being able to see who saves your posts is so fucking stupid lmao
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those instagram accounts that post mild gore, catholic imagery, and sweaty baltic men >>>>>
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And I’m in front of you… kneeling
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putting myself to bed before my foul mood causes me to lash out any further
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all my favorite followers did 😇
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this is so sweet I just hate to tell you I am very much a menace as well
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I think it’s a numbers game. There’s so many of us some are bound to be hot