Ryan: Battle Angel
@itsmeryan.bsky.social
doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy
Baltimore
18+ and nsfw ya dummy
https://cash.app/$itsmeryan11
https://venmo.com/u/Ryan-M47
Baltimore
18+ and nsfw ya dummy
https://cash.app/$itsmeryan11
https://venmo.com/u/Ryan-M47
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tn would be a really good night for l**** c****** I can barely keep my eyes open
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
tn would be a really good night for l**** c****** I can barely keep my eyes open
be real how much of homeland will I miss if I am scrolling during it like is it detrimental to following along or can the average dumbass manage
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
be real how much of homeland will I miss if I am scrolling during it like is it detrimental to following along or can the average dumbass manage
something so cursed about people not cropping their toes out of the bottom of pictures like thank you for showing us your cannoli dip but why are 7 of your piggies in the frame
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
something so cursed about people not cropping their toes out of the bottom of pictures like thank you for showing us your cannoli dip but why are 7 of your piggies in the frame
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sorry I’m so horny, it’s because I’m horny
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
sorry I’m so horny, it’s because I’m horny
things are bad but you can get mac & cheese on your panini at wawa and i am classless enough to do it
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
things are bad but you can get mac & cheese on your panini at wawa and i am classless enough to do it
okkkkkk if you say so
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
okkkkkk if you say so
who needs a little treat?
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
who needs a little treat?
I am a broken record but I’ll say it again. When you’re driving alongside psychopaths you’re forced to act like one
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I am a broken record but I’ll say it again. When you’re driving alongside psychopaths you’re forced to act like one
engaging in mad max style driving practices on my way home from the county
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
engaging in mad max style driving practices on my way home from the county
*Degrassi theme song starts playing*
my roommate: “AYYYYYYY throw it in a circle to this”
my roommate: “AYYYYYYY throw it in a circle to this”
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
*Degrassi theme song starts playing*
my roommate: “AYYYYYYY throw it in a circle to this”
my roommate: “AYYYYYYY throw it in a circle to this”
need more tattoos to be hotter etc
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
need more tattoos to be hotter etc
there are so many tops in Maryland because our state sport is jousting
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
there are so many tops in Maryland because our state sport is jousting
so bad at flirting in DMs lmao I’d rather just make out
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
so bad at flirting in DMs lmao I’d rather just make out
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Gonna start commenting “AI 😔” on any post I don’t like
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Gonna start commenting “AI 😔” on any post I don’t like
a really annoying line/ordering situation will 100% be the reason I refuse to return to an establishment
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
a really annoying line/ordering situation will 100% be the reason I refuse to return to an establishment
“really liking your page”
-boomers on sniffies
-boomers on sniffies
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“really liking your page”
-boomers on sniffies
-boomers on sniffies
my buddy who hosts orgies recently started making flyers for his events and let me tell y’all… graphic design is not his calling
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
my buddy who hosts orgies recently started making flyers for his events and let me tell y’all… graphic design is not his calling
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It’s multiple times everyday autocorrect makes me look like a stupid bitch so I guess I am one
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It’s multiple times everyday autocorrect makes me look like a stupid bitch so I guess I am one
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bongs are my preferred smoking apparatus. because they’re phallic, obviously.
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
bongs are my preferred smoking apparatus. because they’re phallic, obviously.