Ryan: Battle Angel
@itsmeryan.bsky.social
doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy
Baltimore
18+ and nsfw ya dummy
Baltimore
18+ and nsfw ya dummy
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Ryan: Battle Angel
@itsmeryan.bsky.social
· Jan 17
the face of a big dumbdumb who left food in the air fryer overnight
good morning to those of us who recognize that the most perfect pop song in history is Domino by Jessie J
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
good morning to those of us who recognize that the most perfect pop song in history is Domino by Jessie J
I need someone to erase the last 48hr from my memory MIB style omg ignorance is truly bliss and I am not blissful!!!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I need someone to erase the last 48hr from my memory MIB style omg ignorance is truly bliss and I am not blissful!!!!!!!!
not having a good time today!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
not having a good time today!!!
gm I shaved my beard off during an anxious fit at 4am
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
gm I shaved my beard off during an anxious fit at 4am
something insane happened/is happening and I can’t share it w anyone without very serious consequences for others happening and I am going to explode. this is a yapper’s worst nightmare
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
something insane happened/is happening and I can’t share it w anyone without very serious consequences for others happening and I am going to explode. this is a yapper’s worst nightmare
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I’m dumb bc all the blood meant for my brain is in my big dick
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m dumb bc all the blood meant for my brain is in my big dick
been at work since 6 this morning 🤪
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
been at work since 6 this morning 🤪
just now remembering the first time I heard one of my favorite songs ever was an episode of Degrassi s11 lmfao
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
just now remembering the first time I heard one of my favorite songs ever was an episode of Degrassi s11 lmfao
someone so amazing/wonderful/powerful about hearing “holy shit” from the guy you’re going down on
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 AM
someone so amazing/wonderful/powerful about hearing “holy shit” from the guy you’re going down on
being dj for the people who spilled out over to the fire pit across from the bar by my house bc I just pulled up playing cortisa star and they all booed when I turned my car off lmao so I’m eating my sub in my drivers seat with my windows down
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
being dj for the people who spilled out over to the fire pit across from the bar by my house bc I just pulled up playing cortisa star and they all booed when I turned my car off lmao so I’m eating my sub in my drivers seat with my windows down
beautiful day iktrrrr
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
beautiful day iktrrrr
roomie having a harrowing airport experience today and this is the cherry on top. I cannot stop laughing
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
roomie having a harrowing airport experience today and this is the cherry on top. I cannot stop laughing
I would love to be pedantic about how what most people consider to be “thirst traps” these days are just hot pictures of themselves. thirst traps are a craftier, more sinister type of post.
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I would love to be pedantic about how what most people consider to be “thirst traps” these days are just hot pictures of themselves. thirst traps are a craftier, more sinister type of post.
when does I Love LA come on? I crave her a little bit
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
when does I Love LA come on? I crave her a little bit
ngl I will go on the attack disproportionately if I see any Hilary Duff slander. Leave her alone
Now gays, why do we have to shit on Hilary Duff?
She’s been generally unproblematic, an outspoken ally, and she is a beloved part of so many millennial childhoods.
Let us have our fun, it’s not like she’s releasing 17 variants of the same album within 3 days of dropping said album 😒
She’s been generally unproblematic, an outspoken ally, and she is a beloved part of so many millennial childhoods.
Let us have our fun, it’s not like she’s releasing 17 variants of the same album within 3 days of dropping said album 😒
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ngl I will go on the attack disproportionately if I see any Hilary Duff slander. Leave her alone
I thought my neighbor may have been exaggerating but no there are ash marks all over the block from people stomping out embers
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I thought my neighbor may have been exaggerating but no there are ash marks all over the block from people stomping out embers
at work with a perfect view of the inferno three blocks from my home
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
at work with a perfect view of the inferno three blocks from my home
more typos than normal bc my hands are sweaty
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
more typos than normal bc my hands are sweaty
sorry I lashed it’s bc I’m really warm and overstimulated
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
sorry I lashed it’s bc I’m really warm and overstimulated