Ron Sexsmith
@ronsexsmith.bsky.social
Canadian singer/songwriter. 3 time Juno winner
Former kid detective. Idiot savant without the savant part. Dad. Lawn mower
Former kid detective. Idiot savant without the savant part. Dad. Lawn mower
T'was the Night Before Christmas Eve
When all thru the house of dreams
Not a creature was stirring, nor barking, nor purring
Though the kettle did whistle and scream
The presents were all wrapped neath the crappy fake pine
In case old St Nicholas was a no show this time RS
When all thru the house of dreams
Not a creature was stirring, nor barking, nor purring
Though the kettle did whistle and scream
The presents were all wrapped neath the crappy fake pine
In case old St Nicholas was a no show this time RS
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
T'was the Night Before Christmas Eve
When all thru the house of dreams
Not a creature was stirring, nor barking, nor purring
Though the kettle did whistle and scream
The presents were all wrapped neath the crappy fake pine
In case old St Nicholas was a no show this time RS
When all thru the house of dreams
Not a creature was stirring, nor barking, nor purring
Though the kettle did whistle and scream
The presents were all wrapped neath the crappy fake pine
In case old St Nicholas was a no show this time RS
Finally watched "One Battle After Another"
Such an incredible film! RS
Such an incredible film! RS
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Finally watched "One Battle After Another"
Such an incredible film! RS
Such an incredible film! RS
ELF!
I need somebody
ELF!
Not just anybody
ELF!
You know I need an elf
ELF!!!! RS
I need somebody
ELF!
Not just anybody
ELF!
You know I need an elf
ELF!!!! RS
December 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
ELF!
I need somebody
ELF!
Not just anybody
ELF!
You know I need an elf
ELF!!!! RS
I need somebody
ELF!
Not just anybody
ELF!
You know I need an elf
ELF!!!! RS
Getting more Christmassy around here RS
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Getting more Christmassy around here RS
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year!
What with everyone taking more holiday baking
Expanding their rears!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year!
When the spouses keep yelling yet everyone's telling you
Be of good cheer!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year! RS
What with everyone taking more holiday baking
Expanding their rears!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year!
When the spouses keep yelling yet everyone's telling you
Be of good cheer!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year! RS
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year!
What with everyone taking more holiday baking
Expanding their rears!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year!
When the spouses keep yelling yet everyone's telling you
Be of good cheer!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year! RS
What with everyone taking more holiday baking
Expanding their rears!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year!
When the spouses keep yelling yet everyone's telling you
Be of good cheer!
It's the most uncomfortable time of the year! RS
I was thinking about getting Colleen a new fridge
for Christmas..
Just to see her face light up when she opens it RS
for Christmas..
Just to see her face light up when she opens it RS
December 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I was thinking about getting Colleen a new fridge
for Christmas..
Just to see her face light up when she opens it RS
for Christmas..
Just to see her face light up when she opens it RS
RON SINGS "MELE KALIKIMAKA" BY ROBERT ALEX ANDERSON
YouTube video by Rawnboy
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Just re-watched this great Christmas movie from the 80's
called "One Magic Christmas" with Mary Steenburgen & Harry Dean Stanton. I'm always surprised no one talks about this film more RS
called "One Magic Christmas" with Mary Steenburgen & Harry Dean Stanton. I'm always surprised no one talks about this film more RS
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just re-watched this great Christmas movie from the 80's
called "One Magic Christmas" with Mary Steenburgen & Harry Dean Stanton. I'm always surprised no one talks about this film more RS
called "One Magic Christmas" with Mary Steenburgen & Harry Dean Stanton. I'm always surprised no one talks about this film more RS
BLITZEN: Is Santa Claus funny?
DONNER: Yea, he sleighs me! RS
DONNER: Yea, he sleighs me! RS
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
BLITZEN: Is Santa Claus funny?
DONNER: Yea, he sleighs me! RS
DONNER: Yea, he sleighs me! RS
Come she told me
I'm rubbing my bum
Please bring me more skin cream
I'm rubbing my bum RS
I'm rubbing my bum
Please bring me more skin cream
I'm rubbing my bum RS
December 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Come she told me
I'm rubbing my bum
Please bring me more skin cream
I'm rubbing my bum RS
I'm rubbing my bum
Please bring me more skin cream
I'm rubbing my bum RS
YOU: Did you know that some dogs are allergic
to poinsettias?
ME: I thought a poinsettia was a dog? RS
to poinsettias?
ME: I thought a poinsettia was a dog? RS
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
YOU: Did you know that some dogs are allergic
to poinsettias?
ME: I thought a poinsettia was a dog? RS
to poinsettias?
ME: I thought a poinsettia was a dog? RS
RON SINGS "FIR TREE DARK" TRADITIONAL CAROL
YouTube video by Rawnboy
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Christmas visit with my parents in St Catharines
where they've just ordered some Chinese food!
Me excited! RS
where they've just ordered some Chinese food!
Me excited! RS
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Christmas visit with my parents in St Catharines
where they've just ordered some Chinese food!
Me excited! RS
where they've just ordered some Chinese food!
Me excited! RS
For the first time in over 10 years I'll be playing The Sadies at their annual NYE show at the Horseshoe Tavern
C'mon down! RS
C'mon down! RS
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
For the first time in over 10 years I'll be playing The Sadies at their annual NYE show at the Horseshoe Tavern
C'mon down! RS
C'mon down! RS
It’s a Harsh Mellow world
When you’re toking
And someone tries to harshen your buzz
Then your mellow mood
Is ruined by some dude
Who is acting like a jerk just because RS
When you’re toking
And someone tries to harshen your buzz
Then your mellow mood
Is ruined by some dude
Who is acting like a jerk just because RS
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It’s a Harsh Mellow world
When you’re toking
And someone tries to harshen your buzz
Then your mellow mood
Is ruined by some dude
Who is acting like a jerk just because RS
When you’re toking
And someone tries to harshen your buzz
Then your mellow mood
Is ruined by some dude
Who is acting like a jerk just because RS
Up at the North Pole there is no past or future
Only present RS
Only present RS
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Up at the North Pole there is no past or future
Only present RS
Only present RS
RON SINGS "JOY TO THE WORLD" WRITTEN BY ISAAC WATTS AND LOWELL MASON
YouTube video by Rawnboy
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Backstage at the Burlington Performing Arts Centre
for The Whitehorse Christmas concert! RS
for The Whitehorse Christmas concert! RS
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Backstage at the Burlington Performing Arts Centre
for The Whitehorse Christmas concert! RS
for The Whitehorse Christmas concert! RS
The first hotel
The angels did stay
Was an old run down Weston
Just off the highway
With dated rooms
And carpets that smelled
Of old cigarette smoke
And of Febreze as well RS
The angels did stay
Was an old run down Weston
Just off the highway
With dated rooms
And carpets that smelled
Of old cigarette smoke
And of Febreze as well RS
December 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The first hotel
The angels did stay
Was an old run down Weston
Just off the highway
With dated rooms
And carpets that smelled
Of old cigarette smoke
And of Febreze as well RS
The angels did stay
Was an old run down Weston
Just off the highway
With dated rooms
And carpets that smelled
Of old cigarette smoke
And of Febreze as well RS
ME: Would say your Elves are shy?
SANTA: Yes, but Hobbits are much Shire RS
SANTA: Yes, but Hobbits are much Shire RS
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ME: Would say your Elves are shy?
SANTA: Yes, but Hobbits are much Shire RS
SANTA: Yes, but Hobbits are much Shire RS
RON SINGS "PEACE ON EARTH" WRITTEN BY IAN FRASER, LARRY GROSSMAN & ALAN KOHAN
YouTube video by Rawnboy
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Listening to this Colossal Weirdo's album
"Hangover Terrace" I think it's my best one RS
"Hangover Terrace" I think it's my best one RS
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Listening to this Colossal Weirdo's album
"Hangover Terrace" I think it's my best one RS
"Hangover Terrace" I think it's my best one RS
Listening to The Rolling Stones great
"Exile On Main Street" album RS
"Exile On Main Street" album RS
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Listening to The Rolling Stones great
"Exile On Main Street" album RS
"Exile On Main Street" album RS
Listening to Randy Newman's
"Creates Something New Under The Sun" album
"Creates Something New Under The Sun" album
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Listening to Randy Newman's
"Creates Something New Under The Sun" album
"Creates Something New Under The Sun" album
Listening to Dr John's "Gumbo" album RS
December 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Listening to Dr John's "Gumbo" album RS