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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2d

Me with doomscrolling

Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 2d

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

Toad sits in a chair, cramming cookies into his mouth.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

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dbex @dbex.bsky.social · 2d

Hmm. I know they're not directly connected, but the New Yorker article on the Cascadia Subduction Zone still haunts my dreams.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 2d

The premise of The Exorcist is truly terrifying. Imagine having a 12-year-old daughter.

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dbex @dbex.bsky.social · 8d

So, earth is a wretched hive of scum and villainy? That tracks

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17d

[Playing "Black Hole Sun" near Neil Degrasse Tyson just to make him mad]

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dbex @dbex.bsky.social · 17d

Tell her to watch out for the feral Aidans, Bradens and Kaydens

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ceej @ceej.online · 18d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18d

they should add a new M&M character who's bad at reading social cues and makes the other M&Ms a little uncomfortable to be around

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dbex @dbex.bsky.social · 26d

Along with NICU nurses, yes.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Sep 21

Do I Look Fat?

- a murder mystery

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dbex @dbex.bsky.social · Sep 20

a close up of a white alpaca with a tag that says lucky

ALT: a close up of a white alpaca with a tag that says lucky

media.tenor.com

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dbex @dbex.bsky.social · Sep 18

'Sup from South Luangwa

Giraffe in South Luangwa national park in Zambia, July 2025

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · Mar 18

[showing a picture of a man with nice hair to my barber] I want you to kill this fucker

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 12

U.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrants

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Sep 9

I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The films in which I’m dying
Are the ones that have Josh Gad

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · Sep 11

me at 31: climate change is going to kill us all

me at 41: climate change is going to kill us all and my back hurts for some reason

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · Sep 7

Gorn Girl

Ben Affleck smiling next to a MISSING poster of a Gorn

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dbex @dbex.bsky.social · Sep 7

Hi from Lower Zambezi

Pride of lions drinking from a river before crossing

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · Aug 24

Face down
Ass up
That’s the way I like my ducks

Beth @bethh.bsky.social · Aug 24

Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆

2 ducks in a pond with their tails and feet in the air and their heads underwater

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · Aug 3

This kinda sucks because I was well prepared to kick ass in a post apocalyptic hellscape in my 20s and now that I'm in my 50s I'm only suited to be a maniac warlord or reclusive enigmatic hermit who'll only help the resistance if they can convince me their motives are pure

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · Sep 6

Neil Diamond is the hardest substance to listen to known to man.

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ASlightSpooky @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · Sep 3

Sometimes I hate being right.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · Sep 6

when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go

A cat rests its head, their face a portrait of a deep despair.

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