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suspected tylenol baby
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I wish all the finance idiots pretending to be tech geniuses could finally find a grift that doesn’t make all PC parts and consumer electronics in general cost one billion dollars MSRP
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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I feel like for therapists the weeks on either side of thanksgiving are the equivalent of tax season for accountants
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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After years of us enduring the most entitled honey baked hogs waltzing around in the crudest most vulgar maga attire, this washed up MTV prick now wants you to dress up in order to wait 6 hours in the security line before boarding a plane where the door will fall off mid flight. Fuck off bitch
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
jiffy lube guy asked google AI which type of oil the car needed
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Smile :)
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Happy Origin Day! Published OTD in 1859
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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You can just put gravy on a chicken it’s basically the same or better
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Concealed pistol
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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A Tufted Titmouse with a few water droplets on his/her face from the snow waits for the peanuts to be offered.
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Whoever invented the ad blocker pop up to beg you to turn off the ad blocker: you are going to hell
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Today's regularly scheduled 10am Peregrine attack on the Montrose Snowy Owls. Third day in a row they've done this dance. 11/23/2025
#Birds #Owls #Falcons
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Hey did everyone see this Pic it's like he's signing a popular song haha
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*

The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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We got 1.45" of rain yesterday and into the early morning. We were greeted with this ethereal cloud cover upon waking today! #SonoranDesert #Saguaro
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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asking the doge guy to send me 5 bullet points on what he accomplished this week
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Quite a few #SandhillCranes in the farm fields again. A few short clips to get the feel for the atmosphere.

Vid1-When cranes land around many others, there is alot of excitement. They flap their wings and hop around. It's not quiet!... and it's very fun to observe.
#birds
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I don't care about that dumb bitch or any of the men she fucked or any of their shitty articles about her. put her on an ice floe and shove her out to sea forever
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Fucked up in the club drinking Perky Pet imitation nectar
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Tahoma

Velvia 50 | Bronica EC-TL

#BelieveInFilm #Tahoma #Velvia
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.

I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.

www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
Google denies ‘misleading’ reports of Gmail using your emails to train AI
Google says “we do not use your Gmail content for training our Gemini AI model.”
www.theverge.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Everyone else in Trumps Republican party is a Hitler Stemlord that doesn’t consume art because it’s spiritually gay. Finding a person he can invite to the White House that’s seen Evita has to be heaven on earth to him
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM