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now hold on just a second. "beautiful," sure, but nobody around here calls a dawn "terrible." (squinting suspiciously) what did you say you were queen of again
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
for a couple decades now the main draw of american conservatism has been that if someone thinks you're a stupid prick with an ugly soul but they can't actually stop you from being that way, you win
Anyone have a theory on the administration's sudden obsession with Franklin the turtle?
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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CEO of KillCorp: “If you’re not willing to work for slave wages, you should be ground up for meat and served to subhumans who are”

Normal_Guy: “Oh man, it’s not good for society to have people in charge who think like this. I hope something happens to him”

[Normal_Guy’s account has been suspended]
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i've been strongly anti-coin-op apartment laundry room, and i still feel justified about that. but now that the coin-op apartment dryers are all out of order, i'm seeing they have some advantages over carrying my laundry a mile to pay twice as much and be unable to do anything else for the duration
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
went to a social gathering yesterday so naturally today i am completely certain i have always been the biggest dipshit alive
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
a picture of the president plucking a ribboned award from its cardboard box, while in character as "the kribbler"
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
if you won't stop using LLMs, at least let a scientist watch your brains turn to soup

they'll probably look sad but don't worry, your comprehension of why will fade
“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning.

Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I think, very simply, if you desire this kind of thing, that you have no place in modern society and should be eliminated from it
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
FIRST BLIND MAN: (putting his hand on a goat's horns) ooh. Uh. petting zoo?
SECOND BLIND MAN: (feeding chicks and chickens) *i* was gonna say petting zoo
THIRD BLIND MAN: (on a pony) yeah petting zoo
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i actually think our senile leader is really cool. (nudging him awake lightly with my elbow) i said ACTUALLY OUR SENILE LEADER IS VERY COOL AND STRONG
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
there is a free tool to migrate from dumpster juice to vinegar with dead bugs in it and you won't regret it
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I feel confident and secure in my understanding and practice of like 70% of what being an adult person in the world today entails but then there's the other 30% that makes me feel like an absolute cartoonish alien on some Mork from Ork level shit
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
bluesky has the juice .. the onlyfans bot accounts with lazy cloned profiles have arrived
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
ok, i'll bite. ideo games. now what
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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babe we talked about this you know i can only equip robes and leather armor
September 18, 2023 at 9:58 PM
new soldier conversations have unlocked at the Capital One Café, sire
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
an easy way to tell trump didn't write this is that he couldn't stay on-topic through a list of six things if his life depended on it. and subclauses, you gotta be fucking kidding
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
heartwarming video of a group of strangers working together to dig their way to a puppy that has become trapped inside a mummy in a museum exhibit
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
haven't seen this week's Pluribus because of traveling. but i hear they're all turning into the big changeling ocean from star trek and carol is on that little rocky island in the changeling ocean from star trek looking VERY irritated about how they mothballed all the (spins wheel) Dave and Buster's
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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you're not going to believe it but a second farmhouse has hit the emerald city. turn on the munchkin towncriers, any corner (there's only one corner and it spirals out to the yellow and red brick roads)
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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KEEP HONKING, I’M WONDERING IF I WOULD EVEN KNOW IF I’M A BAD PERSON OR IF MY OWN INTERIORITY ACTS AS A DEFENSE AGAINST THAT REALIZATION
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if you're cold, they're cold. bring in the new messages from your bank's secure communications page
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM