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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 3h

3 52. dang it. damn. damn damn blast shit ass. i stared at the screen and said buuhhhhhh for twenty seconds.

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 3h

r...royal rat vanguard? or authority. if orget which is a pile of little rats and which is one big rat

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 4h

It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 6h

i'm not reading any more wh so this is canon to me. how would i ever prove it wrong. that's where that phrase comes from now

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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 7h

getting banned for my political beliefs (nazis have voluntarily abdicated their humanity and are therefore from a moral standpoint outside the protection of any social contract or ethical norms including any laws, written or otherwise)

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jin @ghangaji.bsky.social · 16d

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

tweet that reads:
Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 9h

heretic is fun. i'm glad i got heretic remastered. pew pew pew. i shot a skellington. it's not a rocket launcher it's an enchanted crossbow

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 10h

i like the five minute long handshake on tom goes to the mayor and i can't remember anything else. johnny bluejeans maybe. uhhhhh i'ma the pope-a from the state. his unearned confidence rubs me the wrong way

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 10h

why are they both standing on different sized crates just gi ve her the small crate and he not have a crate

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 1d

Do you dare me? he seems to say? with the joy of my year old nephew hearing a new noise for the first time. What do you think will happen?
What were audiences at the time supposed to think "wow this is eighty spooky things in a row probably no reason in particular" but why the big reveal? why?

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 1d

Was it meant to be a reveal that al pacino's the devil? The title is devil's advocate, and, he's got his hands around the lawyer's shoulders in the poster. The reveal scene made me burst out laughing. He looks directly into the camera, up above, threatening to stick his finger in the holy water.

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 1d

might have just darned a sweater. i mean it feels like i did nothing. but if it works it works?

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 1d

if there was a sexual connotation here it was unintentional i merely ran out of room for "would tell her she's wrong past the point of tears to make sure she understood completely the enormity of her error", a behavior i'm trying to work on. please do not say the author is dead to me when i'm the au

Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

this lady keeps posting about her beetlejuice sweater she got for halloween but it's clearly a freddy kreuger sweater. The stripes are the wrong color, they go the wrong direction. beetlejuice doesn't even wear sweaters. I know that Kant would completely ruin her but what would other philosophers do

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 1d

I heard good things but know nothing about it. I'm waiting for streaming and I get the feeling it deserves better than the 1xbet with the ads for gambling on cricket bouncing around like a dvd screensaver

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 3d

once i was with my family at T.G.I Fridays eating a mud-themed dessert, because i was a little boy, and i start choking on a gummy worm, and this is like a day after school taught us the International Choking Signal, so i do that and for about 30 seconds my parents just went What? What is that. Stop

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

thank you this is helping me deal with someone being wrong on the internet

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A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 2d

tweet by a hungry mouth: Dreamed i was the male lead in a late 90s sitcom. No one could stand me, called me "asshole," " pervert, " etc. Ended up at a party at Special Guest Norm MacDonald's house and made a witty quip disparaging the snacks, & he replied "Jesus, man. I worked really hard on this"

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

(saving yet another dumbass spider trying to build a web in a place that will get them killed by moving them three feet to the left) I'm gonna have so many spider threads to climb outta buddhist hell with when i die

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

there are kiryu's everywhere for those with eyes to see

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

jackie treehorn in a white suit and red shirt

kazama kiryu in a white suit and red shirt

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

keep having this recurring intrusive thought about someday i'm gonna call someone a pervert as it's shorthand for "cares way too much about something" and have to explain it to my nephew. ends up with nephew calling his preschool teacher a nap pervert. always telling us it's nap time.

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

this lady keeps posting about her beetlejuice sweater she got for halloween but it's clearly a freddy kreuger sweater. The stripes are the wrong color, they go the wrong direction. beetlejuice doesn't even wear sweaters. I know that Kant would completely ruin her but what would other philosophers do

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

Day 2 of owning one (1) slightly used vintage nice sweater and not spilling anything on my belly like a fucking oaf

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

people on here will post anything "gargamel had sycophants" no he didn't. that isn't true.

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

i always confuse this with the 2000's newspaper comic over the hedge
a hedge is a kind of garden wall imo
people keep saying "who wants to watch over the garden wall" and i'm like the boomer comic about turtles and squirrels? what?

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