Krinkle
@krinkle.bsky.social
He's just this guy, you know?
he/him
he/him
I crocheted the phone thing what apple wants big bucks for. this yarn was supposed to look like stripes but i made the stripes too long and now it looks like bacon. I have made a bacon phone cosey
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I crocheted the phone thing what apple wants big bucks for. this yarn was supposed to look like stripes but i made the stripes too long and now it looks like bacon. I have made a bacon phone cosey
Heart... Murmur.... that's a joke son. I'm too fast for you. Gotta keep your eye on the ball.
(aside to scarecrow) nice kid but he's about as sharp as a bowling ball
(aside to scarecrow) nice kid but he's about as sharp as a bowling ball
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Heart... Murmur.... that's a joke son. I'm too fast for you. Gotta keep your eye on the ball.
(aside to scarecrow) nice kid but he's about as sharp as a bowling ball
(aside to scarecrow) nice kid but he's about as sharp as a bowling ball
What an odd thing to say
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What an odd thing to say
These guys rule. Top ten goon squad of all time. The fits are incredible, just doing a perpetual military parade in your honor. Got their own song. S tier.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
These guys rule. Top ten goon squad of all time. The fits are incredible, just doing a perpetual military parade in your honor. Got their own song. S tier.
I've never been so glad to have already looked up all the weird old timey words because of gilbert & sullivan to appreciate aver in this little dude's song
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I've never been so glad to have already looked up all the weird old timey words because of gilbert & sullivan to appreciate aver in this little dude's song
When dorothy sings the lyrics "[the witch] was riding on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch"
she suddenly looked embarrassed and I thought oh she used 1910's vernacular and regrets it. Thumbing for a hitch is slang the munchkins wouldn't know. But no she poked glenda during her story, that's all
she suddenly looked embarrassed and I thought oh she used 1910's vernacular and regrets it. Thumbing for a hitch is slang the munchkins wouldn't know. But no she poked glenda during her story, that's all
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When dorothy sings the lyrics "[the witch] was riding on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch"
she suddenly looked embarrassed and I thought oh she used 1910's vernacular and regrets it. Thumbing for a hitch is slang the munchkins wouldn't know. But no she poked glenda during her story, that's all
she suddenly looked embarrassed and I thought oh she used 1910's vernacular and regrets it. Thumbing for a hitch is slang the munchkins wouldn't know. But no she poked glenda during her story, that's all
I mean i thought it was that kind of party
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I mean i thought it was that kind of party
hmmm i wonder if this article was written by AI
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
hmmm i wonder if this article was written by AI
Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the LLM to tell you why LLMs are bad.
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the LLM to tell you why LLMs are bad.
If I had so many surgeries I was windmill dunked into the uncanny valley forever I would briefly search for the death becomes her elixir before donning the Komusō basket, becoming an itinerant monk playing my flute in permanent peripatetic exile but also no i wouldn't.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If I had so many surgeries I was windmill dunked into the uncanny valley forever I would briefly search for the death becomes her elixir before donning the Komusō basket, becoming an itinerant monk playing my flute in permanent peripatetic exile but also no i wouldn't.
I feel like if you're walking around with a feather in your cap you gotta have a sense of humor. as always It's the shots you don't take that hurt the most
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I feel like if you're walking around with a feather in your cap you gotta have a sense of humor. as always It's the shots you don't take that hurt the most
I can't believe we've been calling Dumping Truck by his nickname all this time
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I can't believe we've been calling Dumping Truck by his nickname all this time
I get I'm basically doing this but if the long term math did work out they'd still do it because they view us as adversarial in the laffer curve they have up on their walls next to dilbert
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I get I'm basically doing this but if the long term math did work out they'd still do it because they view us as adversarial in the laffer curve they have up on their walls next to dilbert
I really fuckin hate these things and after the second time giving myself a blister from the oven this week I'm just getting madder and madder wondering why i don't have the classic style oven glove that covers your thumb and wrists like what the FUCK. executive function asleep at the wheel
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I really fuckin hate these things and after the second time giving myself a blister from the oven this week I'm just getting madder and madder wondering why i don't have the classic style oven glove that covers your thumb and wrists like what the FUCK. executive function asleep at the wheel
if this was five years ago i'd say "there should be a website where you upload a picture of glasses and then it tells you what glasses those are and how to get them" but now it's like what are you asking for are you asking for ai? it would just lie to you. anyway i want these
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
if this was five years ago i'd say "there should be a website where you upload a picture of glasses and then it tells you what glasses those are and how to get them" but now it's like what are you asking for are you asking for ai? it would just lie to you. anyway i want these
not happy w/ the beak but i bs'ed a larger comb real nice
if this was 1/4th as big the only instructions was just kind of loop some yarn across until it looks beak like and that has an upper limit to when it starts to look like shit
if this was 1/4th as big the only instructions was just kind of loop some yarn across until it looks beak like and that has an upper limit to when it starts to look like shit
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
not happy w/ the beak but i bs'ed a larger comb real nice
if this was 1/4th as big the only instructions was just kind of loop some yarn across until it looks beak like and that has an upper limit to when it starts to look like shit
if this was 1/4th as big the only instructions was just kind of loop some yarn across until it looks beak like and that has an upper limit to when it starts to look like shit
These are both classified as weight 6, "super-bulky" yarns. I'm guessing the left one would have made a really cool chicken but I already committed to the cinnamon one and don't need two chickens
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
These are both classified as weight 6, "super-bulky" yarns. I'm guessing the left one would have made a really cool chicken but I already committed to the cinnamon one and don't need two chickens
Hubris. My grasp exceeds my reach. Darker please
November 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hubris. My grasp exceeds my reach. Darker please
I'm on a knife edge of pervert cooking and cowardice trying to caramelize my onions all the way. They're so jammy. Not enough yet. Always afraid I got the wrong kind of onions and mine don't get darker until they catch fire
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm on a knife edge of pervert cooking and cowardice trying to caramelize my onions all the way. They're so jammy. Not enough yet. Always afraid I got the wrong kind of onions and mine don't get darker until they catch fire
my knots are so tiny. how. what's the point of anything. I will never crochet to a gauge. it will be as large as a real chicken though
November 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
my knots are so tiny. how. what's the point of anything. I will never crochet to a gauge. it will be as large as a real chicken though
I'll post mine when it's ready, but, i'm jealous of these fats knots, it doesn't look like this. and i'm going to blame it on a few things
1) my yarn is slick as hell and theirs is like a terry cloth. the texture catches the light very photogenically to let you see all the nooks and crannies.
1) my yarn is slick as hell and theirs is like a terry cloth. the texture catches the light very photogenically to let you see all the nooks and crannies.
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I'll post mine when it's ready, but, i'm jealous of these fats knots, it doesn't look like this. and i'm going to blame it on a few things
1) my yarn is slick as hell and theirs is like a terry cloth. the texture catches the light very photogenically to let you see all the nooks and crannies.
1) my yarn is slick as hell and theirs is like a terry cloth. the texture catches the light very photogenically to let you see all the nooks and crannies.
i'm making a throw blanket. this yarn changes colors too quick it looks like i'm stealing a very specific kind of valor like some kind of arctic tour of duty the guy in sisu did
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i'm making a throw blanket. this yarn changes colors too quick it looks like i'm stealing a very specific kind of valor like some kind of arctic tour of duty the guy in sisu did
i got complaints that the bolts weren't hexagons and i'm like do you have any idea how hard it is to crochet a hexagon and they just kept saying they look like earrings and so i went and learned how to crochet a hexagon but guess what when you attach it to these plugs the hexagonal angles smush toge
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i got complaints that the bolts weren't hexagons and i'm like do you have any idea how hard it is to crochet a hexagon and they just kept saying they look like earrings and so i went and learned how to crochet a hexagon but guess what when you attach it to these plugs the hexagonal angles smush toge
Thought my dad's TV had absolutely fucked contrast before I realized the lady reporting to CNN is doing it on purpose
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Thought my dad's TV had absolutely fucked contrast before I realized the lady reporting to CNN is doing it on purpose