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Krinkle
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He's just this guy, you know?
he/him
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This issue rots art to its core. I had a teacher in college who was given a cease and desist for drawing a bird from a photograph they owned.

That bird was so rare that only four photos of it existed, all owned by the same company.

It was essentially illegal to draw that bird from sight.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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COUSIN WHO IS FAKING "BARBIE SYNDROME" FOR ATTENTION: I am thankful for my rigid doll-like legs, where as you all know I can no longer move my ankles or my toes.

ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.

MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
November 29, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Reminder that if you are dedicated you can easily find a pie cooling on a window sill during the next 24 hours
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I crocheted the phone thing what apple wants big bucks for. this yarn was supposed to look like stripes but i made the stripes too long and now it looks like bacon. I have made a bacon phone cosey
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
saw willy wonka last night was thinking of this old clickhole article
Every Grandparent From ‘Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory,’ Ranked By How Much They Pissed In The Bed They Shared
clickhole.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just read the first three chapters of wizard of oz and I gotta say this shit sucks. Dorothy hates kansas so a tornado whisks her away. I can already tell there's not going to be "and you were there!" scene because there wasn't anyone.
She smashes a witch flat and leaves town.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When dorothy sings the lyrics "[the witch] was riding on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch"
she suddenly looked embarrassed and I thought oh she used 1910's vernacular and regrets it. Thumbing for a hitch is slang the munchkins wouldn't know. But no she poked glenda during her story, that's all
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I don't understand how magic works, or doesn't, in wicked. Glenda is fake and has no magic, the wizard is fake and has no magic but can make technical marvels like a fucking hover bubble. I'm sorry if the segway could fly people would never stop talking about it and calling that guy a wizard
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time

ALSO ME:
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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pleased to announce that after a long courtship of slipping messages in Chinese back and forth to each other under the door, I will be marrying this mysterious locked room
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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has to feel so good when you've been working really hard on your kung fu and another kung fu guy says your kung fu is like, so strong. but a lot of the time he's got a follow up about how your kung fu is actually bad and sucks compared to his own kung fu. so it's important you don't react right away
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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every AI advocate is like "look out specific industry, AI can now create a weird facsimile of what your specific industry makes, very poorly... looks like it's over for your industry"
May 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i hope the amazon delivery driver working thanklessly on a g.d. sunday doesn't get alerts about how often i'm F5'ing my status. it's just a fancy crochet hook. If doing this was the equivalent of walking up to a hotel desk and boppin the service bell ten thousand times in a row i'd be mortified
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I had a dream I was being haunted by skinamarink. I've never seen the movie so I had to invent the rules for how you get skinamarinked.
first there's a creepy child who moves too fast and if you look at her? The momma skinamarink is a huge 9 foot tall spider with a woman's face who fucks you up
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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some generational shifts or cohort shifts are real. if there was no Internet for part or all of your childhood then shit was different. you had far less ability to seek out your own preferences and could only access media through far narrower channels.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My review of Harold Halibut:
Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish
YouTube video by smashism
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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combination numbers station/JOI
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I would be extra nice to a rented mule. I would want the mule to think i'm cool
man do i even need to move all these sacks of coffee beans lets just hang out here, Dapple, you're right
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
ughhhhh the chemical isn't smashed flat like that. it would be like, a caltrop. or a D4, there's no angle you can see the bad shape from. stop baiting me with chemistry notation minutia
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM