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Zoeytrope
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· Aug 13
There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user:
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal
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i would not fuck with you: my novel SINISTER EXTREMITY is a banger, start to finish, all killer no filler, and it’s about cutting off your left hand every day and having gay sex
I finally had time to read SINISTER EXTREMITY over the past few days and it was incredible from start to finish. Equal parts disquieting, cathartic, and funny.
It’s about how capitalism makes us all complicit in the horrors but that, together, we can claw back at least a little of what’s ours.
It’s about how capitalism makes us all complicit in the horrors but that, together, we can claw back at least a little of what’s ours.
then purchase SINISTER EXTREMITY: A Love Story, a book which contains both repeated left-hand amputations, gay sex, and a lovely Thanksgiving dinner. a.co/d/jejsDK8
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i would not fuck with you: my novel SINISTER EXTREMITY is a banger, start to finish, all killer no filler, and it’s about cutting off your left hand every day and having gay sex
I finally had time to read SINISTER EXTREMITY over the past few days and it was incredible from start to finish. Equal parts disquieting, cathartic, and funny.
It’s about how capitalism makes us all complicit in the horrors but that, together, we can claw back at least a little of what’s ours.
It’s about how capitalism makes us all complicit in the horrors but that, together, we can claw back at least a little of what’s ours.
then purchase SINISTER EXTREMITY: A Love Story, a book which contains both repeated left-hand amputations, gay sex, and a lovely Thanksgiving dinner. a.co/d/jejsDK8
Amazon.com
a.co
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I finally had time to read SINISTER EXTREMITY over the past few days and it was incredible from start to finish. Equal parts disquieting, cathartic, and funny.
It’s about how capitalism makes us all complicit in the horrors but that, together, we can claw back at least a little of what’s ours.
It’s about how capitalism makes us all complicit in the horrors but that, together, we can claw back at least a little of what’s ours.
He will be deep-fried soon alhamdulillah
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
He will be deep-fried soon alhamdulillah
I played this on the train last night and the ending made me clap and honk like a seal. It’s so good and funny! Buy Kat’s game!
If you want to help a broke trans woman avoid getting ripped off by Valve, my comedy game Landlord Quest is also available on Itch!
bonus: buying on Itch gives you a windows exe, *and* a ScummVM package so you can play on Mac, mobile, and even certain modded consoles!
bonus: buying on Itch gives you a windows exe, *and* a ScummVM package so you can play on Mac, mobile, and even certain modded consoles!
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I played this on the train last night and the ending made me clap and honk like a seal. It’s so good and funny! Buy Kat’s game!
They're doing this to me tomorrow
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
They're doing this to me tomorrow
Gun
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘺'𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦.
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘺'𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦.
Dawg look at my acting CSO I am going to Hell
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dawg look at my acting CSO I am going to Hell
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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wicked: for good. more like defying brevity! you won't need poppies for this box office "baum" to put you to sleep. this stinker prattles and tires and bores, oh my! if i only had an out!
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
wicked: for good. more like defying brevity! you won't need poppies for this box office "baum" to put you to sleep. this stinker prattles and tires and bores, oh my! if i only had an out!
Birds fly, fish swim, and cops lie.
Ellis repeatedly accuses multiple CBP and ICE officials of lying (under oath) and says their "widespread misrepresentations call into question everything" they "say they are doing in their characterization of what is happening." She broadly discredits their testimony as objectively false.
U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis just handed down the written opinion version of her preliminary injunction order, regarding use of force by federal agents in Chicago.
It's the one already put on hold by the 7th Circuit.
It's 233 pages.
Here you go: cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
It's the one already put on hold by the 7th Circuit.
It's 233 pages.
Here you go: cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Birds fly, fish swim, and cops lie.
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it has happened www.youtube.com/shorts/uVT-S...
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
it has happened www.youtube.com/shorts/uVT-S...
The craziest thing about this meme is that I've never seen anyone pipe up to defend its target, even hiring managers or people who work in HR. I'm forced to conclude that it's entirely accurate
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The craziest thing about this meme is that I've never seen anyone pipe up to defend its target, even hiring managers or people who work in HR. I'm forced to conclude that it's entirely accurate
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and its not just that i hate the slop. i hate what all this shit is doing to us. im going into every game assuming guilt until proven otherwise, and thats a) exhausting and b) not fun at all!
I'm Getting Real Tired Of Not Being Able To Trust That A Video Game Doesn't Have AI Crap In It - Aftermath
It sucks that players are having to scour every asset and line of dialogue
aftermath.site
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
and its not just that i hate the slop. i hate what all this shit is doing to us. im going into every game assuming guilt until proven otherwise, and thats a) exhausting and b) not fun at all!
Based on projections, the ISS will explode in a cloud of atomized piss in 53.65 minutes
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Based on projections, the ISS will explode in a cloud of atomized piss in 53.65 minutes
Gamecenter is a local treasure and a clear labor of love, if you're in the arcade scene please keep an eye out for their stolen stuff!
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gamecenter is a local treasure and a clear labor of love, if you're in the arcade scene please keep an eye out for their stolen stuff!
Finally. Idolatry As A Service
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Finally. Idolatry As A Service
She has 100% of the space and that still isn’t enough
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
She has 100% of the space and that still isn’t enough
Nostalgia is inherently reactionary and if you’re not constantly and ruthlessly interrogating your own feelings as you get older, you’re going to end up just like the fucking boomers.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Nostalgia is inherently reactionary and if you’re not constantly and ruthlessly interrogating your own feelings as you get older, you’re going to end up just like the fucking boomers.
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If I see one of these on my bike, know that you will not be getting your order.
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes.
momentummag.com/doordash-pla...
momentummag.com/doordash-pla...
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes | Momentum Mag | Momentum Mag
DoorDash has begun rolling out Dot, its new autonomous delivery robot — a sleek, all-electric bot that can hit speeds of up to 20mph.
momentummag.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If I see one of these on my bike, know that you will not be getting your order.