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Zoeytrope
@zoey.bsky.social
· Aug 13
There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user:
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal
Dawg look at my acting CSO I am going to Hell
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dawg look at my acting CSO I am going to Hell
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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wicked: for good. more like defying brevity! you won't need poppies for this box office "baum" to put you to sleep. this stinker prattles and tires and bores, oh my! if i only had an out!
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
wicked: for good. more like defying brevity! you won't need poppies for this box office "baum" to put you to sleep. this stinker prattles and tires and bores, oh my! if i only had an out!
Birds fly, fish swim, and cops lie.
Ellis repeatedly accuses multiple CBP and ICE officials of lying (under oath) and says their "widespread misrepresentations call into question everything" they "say they are doing in their characterization of what is happening." She broadly discredits their testimony as objectively false.
U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis just handed down the written opinion version of her preliminary injunction order, regarding use of force by federal agents in Chicago.
It's the one already put on hold by the 7th Circuit.
It's 233 pages.
Here you go: cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
It's the one already put on hold by the 7th Circuit.
It's 233 pages.
Here you go: cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Birds fly, fish swim, and cops lie.
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it has happened www.youtube.com/shorts/uVT-S...
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
it has happened www.youtube.com/shorts/uVT-S...
The craziest thing about this meme is that I've never seen anyone pipe up to defend its target, even hiring managers or people who work in HR. I'm forced to conclude that it's entirely accurate
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The craziest thing about this meme is that I've never seen anyone pipe up to defend its target, even hiring managers or people who work in HR. I'm forced to conclude that it's entirely accurate
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and its not just that i hate the slop. i hate what all this shit is doing to us. im going into every game assuming guilt until proven otherwise, and thats a) exhausting and b) not fun at all!
I'm Getting Real Tired Of Not Being Able To Trust That A Video Game Doesn't Have AI Crap In It - Aftermath
It sucks that players are having to scour every asset and line of dialogue
aftermath.site
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
and its not just that i hate the slop. i hate what all this shit is doing to us. im going into every game assuming guilt until proven otherwise, and thats a) exhausting and b) not fun at all!
Based on projections, the ISS will explode in a cloud of atomized piss in 53.65 minutes
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Based on projections, the ISS will explode in a cloud of atomized piss in 53.65 minutes
Gamecenter is a local treasure and a clear labor of love, if you're in the arcade scene please keep an eye out for their stolen stuff!
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gamecenter is a local treasure and a clear labor of love, if you're in the arcade scene please keep an eye out for their stolen stuff!
Finally. Idolatry As A Service
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Finally. Idolatry As A Service
She has 100% of the space and that still isn’t enough
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
She has 100% of the space and that still isn’t enough
Nostalgia is inherently reactionary and if you’re not constantly and ruthlessly interrogating your own feelings as you get older, you’re going to end up just like the fucking boomers.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Nostalgia is inherently reactionary and if you’re not constantly and ruthlessly interrogating your own feelings as you get older, you’re going to end up just like the fucking boomers.
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If I see one of these on my bike, know that you will not be getting your order.
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes.
momentummag.com/doordash-pla...
momentummag.com/doordash-pla...
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes | Momentum Mag | Momentum Mag
DoorDash has begun rolling out Dot, its new autonomous delivery robot — a sleek, all-electric bot that can hit speeds of up to 20mph.
momentummag.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If I see one of these on my bike, know that you will not be getting your order.
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From: "Jeffrey Epstein" <[email protected]>
To: "Richard Kyanka" <[email protected]>
Re: hurf dd deruf ,
it . . it 's is boyb time ,, possible c atchprase ideaCALL ME SOON ANY TIME RICHERD,,,
To: "Richard Kyanka" <[email protected]>
Re: hurf dd deruf ,
it . . it 's is boyb time ,, possible c atchprase ideaCALL ME SOON ANY TIME RICHERD,,,
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
From: "Jeffrey Epstein" <[email protected]>
To: "Richard Kyanka" <[email protected]>
Re: hurf dd deruf ,
it . . it 's is boyb time ,, possible c atchprase ideaCALL ME SOON ANY TIME RICHERD,,,
To: "Richard Kyanka" <[email protected]>
Re: hurf dd deruf ,
it . . it 's is boyb time ,, possible c atchprase ideaCALL ME SOON ANY TIME RICHERD,,,
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Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing baby
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing baby
"I took one 45 minutes ago but I'm not feeling anything. I'll take a couple more."
TWENTY MINUTES LATER:
TWENTY MINUTES LATER:
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"I took one 45 minutes ago but I'm not feeling anything. I'll take a couple more."
TWENTY MINUTES LATER:
TWENTY MINUTES LATER:
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
AMEM
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
AMEM
Absolutely tragic comorbidities on display throughout this website: unable to read between the lines, and also unable to read at all
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Absolutely tragic comorbidities on display throughout this website: unable to read between the lines, and also unable to read at all
REZ 2 looks fucking lit
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
REZ 2 looks fucking lit
