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Dawg look at my acting CSO I am going to Hell
Heather Mason from Silent Hill 3, looking into the camera while shining a flashlight
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Dark Crystal muppet lookin ass
Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal, mouth(s) open
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Pick up a fucking pencil.
A close-up shot of the right hand of the OP’s first image. There are three fingers and two thumbs.
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Cropped tweet from Dr Naomi Wolf: "No! No!!"
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Skeet by @jamellebouie.net: "i think a lot of you people need to decide whether you think trump is going to be an authoritarian monster or a chaos failson because the two are actually in tension with each other." December 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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SimCity 2000 "You can't cut back on funding" pop-up, with replaced text: "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON AVALANCHE CONTROL ARTILLERY! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Meme of a black-and-white spiral. Top text reads: YOU WANT TO READ SO BAD Bottom text reads: YOU WANT TO DEVELOP CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS SO BAD
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Based on projections, the ISS will explode in a cloud of atomized piss in 53.65 minutes
Two skeets from ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social: Skeet 1, timestamped 37 seconds ago: "The piss tank on the ISS is now 12% full." Skeet 2, timestamped now: "The piss tank on the ISS is now 13% full."
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Standard pizza in my house: cast iron pan, fresh sliced jalapenos, plus half pepperoni for the roommate
A cooked pizza in a cast-iron skillet. The entire pizza is covered in sliced jalapeno peppers, and half also has pepperoni slices.
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Found his website and it's chock-a-block with reactionary AI slop, let's go
A screenshot of a blog post. The header image is an AI-generated color-pencil sketch of the Turning Point USA logo on the left, a wooden cross on the right, and white clouds in the background. Superimposed text reads: "EMOTIONAL FREEDOM TECHNIQUE EFT" Header text: "EFT & Faith: Grounding, Healing, and a Salute to Charlie Kirk" Post text: "EFT marked a turning point in my healing journey. My video yesterday reminded me that real compassion..."
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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A photo of the back window of a silver-colored truck. Words are printed on the 3 panels of the window: "Don't Judge Too Quickly" "SEX OFFENDER What if it's just a label?" "Serving A LIFE SENTENCE" There's an oval-shaped sticker on the tailgate that reads: "I STAND WITH ISRAEL"
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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She has 100% of the space and that still isn’t enough
A white-and-gray cat sitting on beige carpet. She has yellow eyes and is looking expectantly into the camera.
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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"I took one 45 minutes ago but I'm not feeling anything. I'll take a couple more."

TWENTY MINUTES LATER:
The orange dinosaur mascot Kraft mac & cheese had in the 90s. He's looking very distressed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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"I took one 45 minutes ago but I'm not feeling anything. I'll take a couple more."

TWENTY MIINUTES LATER:
The orange dinosaur mascot Kraft mac & cheese had in the 90s. He's looking very distressed.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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GOTH CLOWNS ONLY
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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None of these guys has read Wealth of Nations lmao
"Landlord's right has its origin in robbery. The landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent for even the natural produce of the earth." - Adam Smith
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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THEN PERISH
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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OK OK I give up
Navy Seal copypasta but made in the Zohran logo generator. The last word is "FORces"
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Tweet from Tyler, The Creator @fucktyler Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Never fails
A side-by-side comparison graphic. On the left is The Smiler from the comic Transmetropolitan. On the right is CA Governor Gavin Newsom. They're both white men with coiffed dark hair, maniacal rictus grins with too-white teeth, and empty, joyless eyes.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Cropped tweet from Geert Wilders @geertwilderspvv: We hebben een serieus probleem
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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As usual, liberals (in this case the Obama administration) paved the way for far-right escalation
Screenshot of a UK Guardian article Yellow banner: "This article is more than 17 years old" Headline: "US air strike wiped out Afghan wedding party, inquiry finds" Photo caption: "An injured Afghan boy is put on a stretcher at a hospital in Jalalabad city, Afghanistan." Article: "A US air strike killed 47 civilians, including 39 women and children, as they were travelling to a wedding in Afghanistan, an official inquiry found today. The bride was among the dead."
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Screenshot of a Youtube video from the Wall Street Journal. The thumbnail is a noticeably young Elon Musk facing camera right with his mouth open like he's speaking. Elon Musk: I'll Put a Man on Mars in 10 Years 325K views 12y ago
November 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Screenshot of a support form on drop.com: "I've noticed that several Harry Potter brand collabs campaigns have gone ahead. Per my email to support on August 4th of this year, I will never make another Drop purchase because of J.K. Rowling's vocal transphobia and funding of anti-trans legislation in the UK and other countries. Money that goes into her pocket will be used to take away basic human rights from people like me. Almost half of trans people who live in unsupportive environments attempt suicide; Harry Potter money is blood money. Please confirm when my account and personal info have been deleted. Thank you."
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Skeet by Jill @jillehughes.bsky.social: "There are way more GenXers with humanities degrees here than millennials, and we have you beat in this department. We remember what life was like before computers, and we also got to watch the Biff Tannen Alternate Universe in the Back to the Future franchise before most of you were born." Quoted post by whet moser @whetmoser.com: "this is the website for elder millenials with humanities degrees. everyone has done the reading on why people invest meaning in public buildings. you can't fool me"
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM