Hugh
@hughneill.bsky.social
every day i cut off my left hand in a single swift strike and then reattach it
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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This is new information for me, too. It's wild that the person who invented the most common reading education system in the US says point-blank that it doesn't matter if people don't actually read words, but just guess what they are. He says it's fine to see the word "pony" and read it as "horse."
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This is new information for me, too. It's wild that the person who invented the most common reading education system in the US says point-blank that it doesn't matter if people don't actually read words, but just guess what they are. He says it's fine to see the word "pony" and read it as "horse."
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- Reloading here!
- I'm reloading.
- Cover me, I'm reloading!
- Have to reload!
- Why are there so many nude men here? It boggles the mind. Anyway, I'm reloading.
- I'm reloading.
- Cover me, I'm reloading!
- Have to reload!
- Why are there so many nude men here? It boggles the mind. Anyway, I'm reloading.
June 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
- Reloading here!
- I'm reloading.
- Cover me, I'm reloading!
- Have to reload!
- Why are there so many nude men here? It boggles the mind. Anyway, I'm reloading.
- I'm reloading.
- Cover me, I'm reloading!
- Have to reload!
- Why are there so many nude men here? It boggles the mind. Anyway, I'm reloading.
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Dialogue from the original Rated M first person shooter KILL NUDE MEN:
- I must kill nude men.
- Hm. Low on ammo.
- Getting low on health.
- Where are they all coming from?
- I can see everything.
- I must kill nude men.
- Hm. Low on ammo.
- Getting low on health.
- Where are they all coming from?
- I can see everything.
June 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dialogue from the original Rated M first person shooter KILL NUDE MEN:
- I must kill nude men.
- Hm. Low on ammo.
- Getting low on health.
- Where are they all coming from?
- I can see everything.
- I must kill nude men.
- Hm. Low on ammo.
- Getting low on health.
- Where are they all coming from?
- I can see everything.
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
what is the most satisfying yet archetypal Guy With Sword Goes On A Quest novel
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
what is the most satisfying yet archetypal Guy With Sword Goes On A Quest novel
i genuinely do not understand why anyone has used instagram in years. people talk about struggling to quit instagram but it is immediately, viscerally repellent to me. i dash in there to check messages every once in a while and it’s like walking into a steam room fully clothed
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i genuinely do not understand why anyone has used instagram in years. people talk about struggling to quit instagram but it is immediately, viscerally repellent to me. i dash in there to check messages every once in a while and it’s like walking into a steam room fully clothed
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Gun.
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Gun.
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I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Until the sun burns out
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Vote blue? No, matter who!
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Vote blue? No, matter who!
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The thing about ACA is that if an American describes how it works to someone from literally anywhere else, the other person will be utterly horrified at its deliberate cruelty.
The way the horror of pre-ACA healthcare sounds to an American, is basically how ACA sounds to everyone else on earth.
The way the horror of pre-ACA healthcare sounds to an American, is basically how ACA sounds to everyone else on earth.
March 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The thing about ACA is that if an American describes how it works to someone from literally anywhere else, the other person will be utterly horrified at its deliberate cruelty.
The way the horror of pre-ACA healthcare sounds to an American, is basically how ACA sounds to everyone else on earth.
The way the horror of pre-ACA healthcare sounds to an American, is basically how ACA sounds to everyone else on earth.
@schumer.senate.gov seriously fucking eat a bag of cat shit
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
@schumer.senate.gov seriously fucking eat a bag of cat shit
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Gun.
Trying not to respond to every news update with “Gun”
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Gun.
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I woke up from a night’s sleep and was immediately, through my closed window with the blinds down, struck by lightning directly on the ass, illuminating my cartoon skeleton and making me forget my mother’s face. Luckily my beautiful fiancé was unaffected by this freak accident.
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I woke up from a night’s sleep and was immediately, through my closed window with the blinds down, struck by lightning directly on the ass, illuminating my cartoon skeleton and making me forget my mother’s face. Luckily my beautiful fiancé was unaffected by this freak accident.
i need a device to set off a loud alarm and send 200 alerts to my phone when the avocado that i bought while it was hard enough to throw through a car window is finally ready to become a sandwich.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i need a device to set off a loud alarm and send 200 alerts to my phone when the avocado that i bought while it was hard enough to throw through a car window is finally ready to become a sandwich.
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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an arc where the former governor of NY loses increasingly inconsequential elections until the series finale is him trying to run for senior class president at a local high school and getting his ass kicked by some 17 year olds.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
an arc where the former governor of NY loses increasingly inconsequential elections until the series finale is him trying to run for senior class president at a local high school and getting his ass kicked by some 17 year olds.
These are the ramblings of someone disconnected from consensus reality. “Sinister Extremity” has never existed and will never exist. Attempting to purchase it will result in something that APPEARS to be Sinister Extremity being delivered to your home or digital device. DO NOT FALL FOR IT
I’m always saying: Sinister Extremity is a novel you can purchase on bookshop dot org or other places where books are sold. I don’t care how many times I have to say it
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
These are the ramblings of someone disconnected from consensus reality. “Sinister Extremity” has never existed and will never exist. Attempting to purchase it will result in something that APPEARS to be Sinister Extremity being delivered to your home or digital device. DO NOT FALL FOR IT