Alex Goldman
@agoldman.bsky.social
I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me
Music:
Slowfawns.bandcamp.com
Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
patreon.com/weste
Music:
Slowfawns.bandcamp.com
Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
patreon.com/weste
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Alex Goldman's new podcast, Hyperfixed, gets to the bottom of life's most intractable and annoying problems and has fun along the way..
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It’s been one year of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and I am so thankful for everyone who listens and enjoys. If you like the show the single best thing you could do for us is to share it with friends. Thanks so much for listening.
It’s a terrible movie, but the Silent Night, Deadly Night poster goes extremely hard
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s a terrible movie, but the Silent Night, Deadly Night poster goes extremely hard
Spotify forgot to turn off my premium account when I quit. So I figured I would just hang on until such time that they discovered it. But frankly the proliferation of ai garbage and Ek’s support of drone murder is making me wanna switch anyway.
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Spotify forgot to turn off my premium account when I quit. So I figured I would just hang on until such time that they discovered it. But frankly the proliferation of ai garbage and Ek’s support of drone murder is making me wanna switch anyway.
Rode in an elevator that has no floor buttons. Ominous
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Rode in an elevator that has no floor buttons. Ominous
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After fighting to keep emails between Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s office and billionaire Elon Musk’s companies secret, officials have released nearly 1,400 pages of documents to @kutnews.bsky.social and The Texas Newsroom.
All but about 200 pages are blacked out.
All but about 200 pages are blacked out.
Gov. Greg Abbott Was Ordered to Release Some of His Emails With Elon Musk. Most Are Blacked Out.
Months after fighting to keep secret emails between Gov. Greg Abbott and Elon Musk, Texas officials released 1,400 pages of records. But they reveal little about the two men’s relationship or Musk’s i...
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December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
After fighting to keep emails between Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s office and billionaire Elon Musk’s companies secret, officials have released nearly 1,400 pages of documents to @kutnews.bsky.social and The Texas Newsroom.
All but about 200 pages are blacked out.
All but about 200 pages are blacked out.
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
I can’t believe the director of Aliens, the Abyss, Terminators 1&2, and titanic has wasted the latter part of his career on 12 hours of PS2 cutscenes
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I can’t believe the director of Aliens, the Abyss, Terminators 1&2, and titanic has wasted the latter part of his career on 12 hours of PS2 cutscenes
I’m guessing lawyers got involved. But this week’s installment had no journalistic impropriety, just a lot of Ryan in the cuck chair. I think this goose is cooked
the last Lizza post ended on a cliffhanger where Lizza teased a recording of Trump talking about the assassination attempt that would potentially "shatter our understanding of recent history." in the latest drop he reveals that he doesn't know what the recording was and also it has been destroyed.
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m guessing lawyers got involved. But this week’s installment had no journalistic impropriety, just a lot of Ryan in the cuck chair. I think this goose is cooked
I Heart radio has pulled an AI artist from the air and its chief programming officer has started an initiative called “guaranteed human.” He says this also applies to their podcasts. www.billboard.com/pro/iheartra...
iHeartRadio Exec Says Company Won’t ‘Play AI Music’ or Use ‘AI Generated Personalities’ in Staff Memo
iHeartRadio banned AI music, podcasts and radio DJs with a new program called "Guaranteed Human," programming head Tom Poleman wrote in a staff memo.
www.billboard.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I Heart radio has pulled an AI artist from the air and its chief programming officer has started an initiative called “guaranteed human.” He says this also applies to their podcasts. www.billboard.com/pro/iheartra...
I hate to put my son on blast like this but he made a fan cam for his toy cars and it goes so hard I have to share it
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I hate to put my son on blast like this but he made a fan cam for his toy cars and it goes so hard I have to share it
Behind the scenes stranger things lore: hopper is so named because he can jump 20-30 feet in the air (this is never mentioned or brought up in the show, but it’s canon)
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Behind the scenes stranger things lore: hopper is so named because he can jump 20-30 feet in the air (this is never mentioned or brought up in the show, but it’s canon)
Got left on read for this one
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Got left on read for this one
If I was in stranger things and I saw the bad guys or monsters or whatever I’d be like hey bud, chill the heck out!!!! 😎
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If I was in stranger things and I saw the bad guys or monsters or whatever I’d be like hey bud, chill the heck out!!!! 😎
🚨 HUGE 🚨 news: newly discovered deleted lines from Luke’s trip to Dagobah in Return of the Jedi give new dimension to his relationship with Yoda
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
🚨 HUGE 🚨 news: newly discovered deleted lines from Luke’s trip to Dagobah in Return of the Jedi give new dimension to his relationship with Yoda
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If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch
I love calling things I don’t like “ass cheekums”
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I love calling things I don’t like “ass cheekums”
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Glizzy is short for Eglizabeth
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Glizzy is short for Eglizabeth
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This is a good idea and the suggestions are good.
But if I wanted to do a “Women Rock” marathon made up only of high quality films, which ones would I choose?
But if I wanted to do a “Women Rock” marathon made up only of high quality films, which ones would I choose?
Ok I want to do a “Dudes Rock” movie marathon. So far I have Godzilla Minus One and The Martian. What else?
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This is a good idea and the suggestions are good.
But if I wanted to do a “Women Rock” marathon made up only of high quality films, which ones would I choose?
But if I wanted to do a “Women Rock” marathon made up only of high quality films, which ones would I choose?
If pluribus happened to me I would just be chill and fix it
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If pluribus happened to me I would just be chill and fix it
I once heard a guy yell at another guy “YOU WANNA TRY DEATH!!!” And that is the hardest threat I’ve ever heard
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I once heard a guy yell at another guy “YOU WANNA TRY DEATH!!!” And that is the hardest threat I’ve ever heard
Christmas music is bad and Paul McCartney’s wonderful Christmastime is the worst wong in the history of recorded music. Which is crazy considering it appears on the same album as Temporary Secretary, the best song in the history of recorded music
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Christmas music is bad and Paul McCartney’s wonderful Christmastime is the worst wong in the history of recorded music. Which is crazy considering it appears on the same album as Temporary Secretary, the best song in the history of recorded music
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Today we celebrate the first time the pilgrims ever dropped it low and made it clap. They yearned for freedom.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Today we celebrate the first time the pilgrims ever dropped it low and made it clap. They yearned for freedom.
I’ve gotten some great responses and while I understand the sentiment of calling pacific rim a dudes rock movie, that is Mako Mori erasure
Ok I want to do a “Dudes Rock” movie marathon. So far I have Godzilla Minus One and The Martian. What else?
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’ve gotten some great responses and while I understand the sentiment of calling pacific rim a dudes rock movie, that is Mako Mori erasure
Ok I want to do a “Dudes Rock” movie marathon. So far I have Godzilla Minus One and The Martian. What else?
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ok I want to do a “Dudes Rock” movie marathon. So far I have Godzilla Minus One and The Martian. What else?
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turkey day “fun run” just another example of protestant work ethic being exploited as a tool of oppression. there is nothing “fun” about “run,” a form of labor
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
turkey day “fun run” just another example of protestant work ethic being exploited as a tool of oppression. there is nothing “fun” about “run,” a form of labor