Alex Goldman
@agoldman.bsky.social
I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me
Music:
Slowfawns.bandcamp.com
Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
patreon.com/weste
Music:
Slowfawns.bandcamp.com
Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
patreon.com/weste
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Alex Goldman
@agoldman.bsky.social
· Oct 31
Hi, if you didn't know, I have started a new show — @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. The first two eps are out, and we will go weekly starting 11/21. Thank you :)
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opening the new epstein files at random
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
opening the new epstein files at random
Hey, Van Nuys? What’s next minivan nuys????
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hey, Van Nuys? What’s next minivan nuys????
I just watched “a different man” on the plane and I have no one to talk about it with
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I just watched “a different man” on the plane and I have no one to talk about it with
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changing my legal name to "Around" so people would Find Out after fucking me
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
changing my legal name to "Around" so people would Find Out after fucking me
Dateline, New Jersey. It is being reported that Alex Goldman is not in the Epstein files, proving once again he does not know Jeffrey Epstein. Pundits across the political spectrum are applauding him for not know Jeffrey Epstein, and a parade is planned for later this month
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Dateline, New Jersey. It is being reported that Alex Goldman is not in the Epstein files, proving once again he does not know Jeffrey Epstein. Pundits across the political spectrum are applauding him for not know Jeffrey Epstein, and a parade is planned for later this month
If you are a cat owner and you don’t feel compelled to take a 5 minute cat petting break every time you cross paths, you’re a fake fan
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you are a cat owner and you don’t feel compelled to take a 5 minute cat petting break every time you cross paths, you’re a fake fan
Me on Bluesky: I've heard of Blue man group, but this is ridiculous
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Me on Bluesky: I've heard of Blue man group, but this is ridiculous
Me, high: what if it was JRR TOKIN’
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Me, high: what if it was JRR TOKIN’
Go see Barry! He's so thoughtful and such a good talker.
New York City, come see me give the keynote at World Philosophy Day at City College New York, Finding Philosophical Conflicts in the Real World, a love letter to philosophical journalism. Next Thursday Nov. 20th at 6pm. www.ccny.cuny.edu/calendar/ann...
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Go see Barry! He's so thoughtful and such a good talker.
In six months you'll get jailtime for stuff like this
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
In six months you'll get jailtime for stuff like this
Oh my god this city sounds awesome!
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Oh my god this city sounds awesome!
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I thought I’d heard most of the Wu tang b-sides, but this is incredible
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I thought I’d heard most of the Wu tang b-sides, but this is incredible
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As long as @stereogum.com is around, we have a music site that isn't run by private equity, isn't owned by a billionaire, isn't overrun with slop, isn't susceptible to pop-star over-flattery, isn't partnering with U.S. army, and isn't afraid to let me go long on Fiery Furnaces. We can't lose that.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
As long as @stereogum.com is around, we have a music site that isn't run by private equity, isn't owned by a billionaire, isn't overrun with slop, isn't susceptible to pop-star over-flattery, isn't partnering with U.S. army, and isn't afraid to let me go long on Fiery Furnaces. We can't lose that.
I feel like Adaptation doesn’t get its flowers as one of the best movies of the past 25 years
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I feel like Adaptation doesn’t get its flowers as one of the best movies of the past 25 years
I thought I’d heard most of the Wu tang b-sides, but this is incredible
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I thought I’d heard most of the Wu tang b-sides, but this is incredible
Senator Anus King. Please check back for more cool insults
SENATOR ANGUS KING: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work. It actually gave him more power."
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Senator Anus King. Please check back for more cool insults
More like Pee Davidson
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
More like Pee Davidson
Im sorry, gang, I'm never going to use "skeet". It's too silly for me. Thanks anyway
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Im sorry, gang, I'm never going to use "skeet". It's too silly for me. Thanks anyway
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
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If you’re a radio producer and your convos with your host don’t look like this you need to whip those conceited twerps into shape
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If you’re a radio producer and your convos with your host don’t look like this you need to whip those conceited twerps into shape
The only good thing going on in federal government right now is watching one of Mitch McConnell’s vital faculties shut down one by one on camera.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The only good thing going on in federal government right now is watching one of Mitch McConnell’s vital faculties shut down one by one on camera.
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folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
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Josaleigh has the best voice in contemporary music and if you aren’t listening to her music you will be judged in the afterlife
Thanks for the newsletter shoutout @agoldman.bsky.social ilysm 🥰❤️
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Josaleigh has the best voice in contemporary music and if you aren’t listening to her music you will be judged in the afterlife
Josaleigh has the best voice in contemporary music and if you aren’t listening to her music you will be judged in the afterlife
Thanks for the newsletter shoutout @agoldman.bsky.social ilysm 🥰❤️
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Josaleigh has the best voice in contemporary music and if you aren’t listening to her music you will be judged in the afterlife