Hugh
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Hugh
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every day i cut off my left hand in a single swift strike and then reattach it
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Everything these people write reminds me of Tricia Lockwood’s tweet but they are both Jonathan Franzen
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
instead of reading about something as deeply unpleasant as anything involving RFK’s personal life, consider the light refreshing beach read of SINISTER EXTREMITY: A Love Story, which is about cutting off your left hand in a single swift strike without anesthetic every single day
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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There are blocks I won't go jogging down because it's just a wall of Ring cameras right up against the street with no setback and I do not need everyone and their grandmother recording me struggling at sunrise.

www.theverge.com/podcast/8220...
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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a lot of ppl are deeply confused about my beliefs so for anyone curious — my beliefs can more or less be summed up as rejecting this statement and everything associated with it.
Humanity is evil so most things humanity do is indeed evil
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i love that they are so disconnected not just from what makes gaming appealing, but from general human economics that “this robot might actually try to spend thousands of dollars of your money on tissues if you are too good at video games” is formatted as a joke instead of a life-ruining horror
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
my favorite english dish is Hot Egg. it’s where they deep fry an egg in the shell for just long enough to make it uncomfortably hot to the touch and really greasy, without cooking the inside in any palatable capacity. the english constantly defend Hot Egg as a cornerstone of their national identity
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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the tragic tale of Schvantlfeim
September 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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he said no. He said if a dog was threatening my chicken coop (don’t have chickens) he would throw a stone through the dog’s head. He said he was patient and would wait vigilant through dead of night “until dead of night become dead of dog.” He laughed loudly and said “then we will eat well of him.”
August 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Hi Reddit. I (28M) met a giant muscular man with an inscrutable accent named “Schvantlfeim” (??M) (sp?) who said he would “kill [my] dog” and “give good price.” Didn’t have the tone of a threat and seemed extremely proud to offer this service. I don’t have a dog. I asked if he was a veterinarian and
August 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
entire can of sardines for lunch check. post your entire can of sardines that you’re having for lunch
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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This is new information for me, too. It's wild that the person who invented the most common reading education system in the US says point-blank that it doesn't matter if people don't actually read words, but just guess what they are. He says it's fine to see the word "pony" and read it as "horse."
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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- Reloading here!
- I'm reloading.
- Cover me, I'm reloading!
- Have to reload!
- Why are there so many nude men here? It boggles the mind. Anyway, I'm reloading.
June 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Dialogue from the original Rated M first person shooter KILL NUDE MEN:

- I must kill nude men.
- Hm. Low on ammo.
- Getting low on health.
- Where are they all coming from?
- I can see everything.
June 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
what is the most satisfying yet archetypal Guy With Sword Goes On A Quest novel
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i genuinely do not understand why anyone has used instagram in years. people talk about struggling to quit instagram but it is immediately, viscerally repellent to me. i dash in there to check messages every once in a while and it’s like walking into a steam room fully clothed
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Gun.
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Vote blue? No, matter who!
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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The thing about ACA is that if an American describes how it works to someone from literally anywhere else, the other person will be utterly horrified at its deliberate cruelty.

The way the horror of pre-ACA healthcare sounds to an American, is basically how ACA sounds to everyone else on earth.
March 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM