HPAlpha
@hpalpha.bsky.social
millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case
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parents are finally moving out of my house
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
parents are finally moving out of my house
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Nah, but they’re down to smash anytime
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Nah, but they’re down to smash anytime
are thwomps fuckable?
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
are thwomps fuckable?
would you be offended if I said your fursona is really sexy?
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
would you be offended if I said your fursona is really sexy?
why aren't you drawing Klonoa right now?
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
why aren't you drawing Klonoa right now?
people would LOVE the new Metroid sidekick if he was Funky Kong
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
people would LOVE the new Metroid sidekick if he was Funky Kong
do they make choose your own adventure style novels for adults?
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
do they make choose your own adventure style novels for adults?
anyone wanna hang out, maybe get something to eat
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
anyone wanna hang out, maybe get something to eat
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I have so many characters straining the walls of my cranium to be set free
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have so many characters straining the walls of my cranium to be set free
soup and sandwich - legendary synergy
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
soup and sandwich - legendary synergy
so what are they doing, Smash 6 or Smash Ultimate: Switch 2 Edition?
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
so what are they doing, Smash 6 or Smash Ultimate: Switch 2 Edition?
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My political stance:
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My political stance:
lizards playing golf? absurd
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
lizards playing golf? absurd
*selects you from the menu*
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
*selects you from the menu*
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a big fat birdo for the soul
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
a big fat birdo for the soul