darwin
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darwin
@darwinmay.com
suspected tylenol baby
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
none of this is "security." time to get an iPhone
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
no joy tonight but I saw them the other day
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
can't stop laughing at this. I love that the egret sets off the blind spot monitor
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
birding ez mode
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
doable
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
bzzt wrongo
October 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
looks good to me idk
October 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
can't find wallet
October 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
gaming
October 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
they made the right choice
September 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
September 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
(as I delete 1,354 emails to myself) thank god
September 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
deleted my substack account but I do have to give them props for this. it's the opposite of a dark pattern, I got confused for a second looking for the real unsubscribe button
September 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
September 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
david berkowitz getting hypnotized by Poochie
August 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
oh yeah mine have been super ratty the last week or so. there's been an extra three lately so I think the extended family is helping manage youngsters
August 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
they've since been served
August 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
boobs tomb
August 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
camera store inexplicably posting AI-generated images of real products
August 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
it's been years since I've gotten a boner pill email and now they're coming straight from amazon
August 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
August 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
lol cool
August 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
June 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM