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ChaseTriesAgain
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Lapsed writer, TTRPG-er, taker of naps, maker of things. Views are my own and do not reflect the views of Turner South and the Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. (But they'd agree with me if they were based.)
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h ey found goood spot 4 DeathStar2. gonna have to mu urder sum koalas tho.

Reme mber tht time i killed teh younglings.

"master skywalker there r 2 many of them. what r we goo ing to do?"

hahha
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I mix it up from time to time but ALWAYS include:

“Everybody Eats When They Come to My House,” Cab Calloway
“Cornbread and Butterbeans,” Carolina Chocolate Drops
“Shine On, Harvest Moon,” Rosemary Clooney
“Autumn In New York,” Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong
“Travelin’ Prayer,” Billy Joel
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Brother I have fucked with all manner of compter shite for decades and never once did misusing the software make me kill myself and I installed Windows 3.1 on a 286.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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🫜
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Fantastic start, of course, but it's funny to start this very American tradition with a British woman singing a song written by British composers for a musical about British class relations in the 1960s.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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If love were audible it would
snore like the dog, snuggled
against my leg in this bed, taking
more than her fair share
of space, except
her fair share is everywhere and
everything. She gives
me her affection and her
attention. She is waiting
at the door for me
when I come home. She is
perfect.
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
As is my tradition, I will be live posting the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade tomorrow. I will be watching it on my local NBC affiliate delayed to start at 8:30 a.m. CST as the good Lord intended.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Tom 🐶
Baby male Terrier mix
Adoptable from Fresno Humane Animal Services (Fresno, CA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/tom-79687608/ca/fresno/fresno-humane-animal-services-ca2390/
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I wonder if tech creeps are gonna do what the automotive industry did when they invented the crime of jaywalking to shift the blame for safety issues onto the public
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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This fact makes me feel less guilty about having to struggle to provide for my kids during the lean years
TL;DR: the *actual* poverty line in the US for a family of four with two young children is about $140,000, and there isn't much improvement in quality of life between $40K and $100K.

There's more good stuff in there too, you should read the whole thing.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Wait, hold on a minute...

THERE we go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I made this and never found a chance to use it so it's all yours now
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I don't know that these people would care, necessarily, but I think many of them either genuinely do not know (or perhaps refuse to know) how little most authors actually make
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I love that these garbage scammers figured out that right wing Americans are some of the dumbest people on the planet, on account of how angry and stupid they are.

I am so interested to see how the MAGA idiots justify their heroes being mostly foreign agents.
America’s Polarization Has Become the World's Side Hustle
The 'psyops' revealed by X are entirely the fault of the perverse incentives created by social media monetization programs.
www.404media.co
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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A reminder that cars aren’t a technology problem. They’re a geometry problem.
Waymo privatized another public street:

Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco

Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.

The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.

OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Today I was served "mac and cheese." The noodles in this dish could vaguely recall once hearing a far, lonesome voice echoing over the hills of the long lost country of their youth. The voice sang a melancholy dirge about a substance called "cheese." Alas, they have never encountered such a thing.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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This is a story about how America’s world-leading cancer and dementia research system was destroyed by frauds and naifs who broke the law.

There must be consequences.
Some incredible details in this piece
*one DOGE faction was planning the future of the US government at a venture capital firm
*illegally communicating on Signal to avoid transparency laws was deeply embedded into organizational culture to be taken for granted
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM