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ChaseTriesAgain
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Lapsed writer, TTRPG-er, taker of naps, maker of things. Views are my own and do not reflect the views of Turner South and the Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. (But they'd agree with me if they were based.)
I know it's been hours, but it just hit me that they never went back to Hot Ones guy. They cut to him twice before the actual parade kicked off and then just never acknowledged him or his parade trivia ever again.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Reposted by ChaseTriesAgain
I mix it up from time to time but ALWAYS include:

“Everybody Eats When They Come to My House,” Cab Calloway
“Cornbread and Butterbeans,” Carolina Chocolate Drops
“Shine On, Harvest Moon,” Rosemary Clooney
“Autumn In New York,” Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong
“Travelin’ Prayer,” Billy Joel
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Did not expect to hear "Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow" during the parade. Not a strange choice, but kind of a deep cut.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Back half of this parade is pretty dense. My endurance is being tested this year.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
But is the Grink there?

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November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"Come sing about dying on a float with a fire breathing pasta dragon. And then after that there will be Shrek."

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I don't know that I would describe "jet black hair" as one of Goku's trademarks.

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November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The Smokey the Bear balloon bursts open unleashing a hoard of angry and confused black bears onto the innocent crowd. Their roars are confusingly high pitched.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"Furry inflatable" covers a lot of strange bases.

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November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"We control every IP that matters to your child. Get on our boat."

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November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Jolly Green Giant looks like he's had enough of this guy, and his professional smile pokerface is about to shatter if he has to head this stupid song one more time.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wonder how old this Sesame Street float is. I bet the Hot Ones guy trapped on that balcony would know.

Maybe one day we'll go back to him.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
That's not a short film. That's a commercial. That's what a commercial is. Also, very weird to do Jeff Goldblum charming father commercial playing on... Well. Spoilers.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What the hell happened to Boots?

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November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My dogs are part heeler so every time I see Bluey, I'm contractually obligated to say "there's your cousin."

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
BEHOLD! THE AVATAR OF ALL RITUAL SACRIFICE, THE PATRON OF THIS DAY OF EXCESS: TOM TURKEY.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm quietly judging all the Santa commercials. Grease Lightning was a little cornball, but fine.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Dunkin Munchkins crave death. It is their hearts' desire to be devoured. Masticated unto death.

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November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I wonder if Hoda is drunk or if she's just Like That.

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM