Greg With Two G's
@plusgreg.bsky.social
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thank you. thank you.
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the fluke sole brother
Allow me to introduce my pet flounder, Flatboy Swim
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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the fluke sole brother
the fluke sole brother
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for @autostraddle.bsky.social, i wrote about how minnesota's queer-owned businesses (and queer folks in general) are standing up to ICE and defending their communities:
How Minnesota’s Queer-Owned Businesses Are Leading the Fight Against ICE
As the federal occupation continues, community members are committing themselves to standing up to the feds while supporting the state’s immigrant communities in any way possible.
www.autostraddle.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
for @autostraddle.bsky.social, i wrote about how minnesota's queer-owned businesses (and queer folks in general) are standing up to ICE and defending their communities:
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Dan, I'm not a republic SERIAL villain. Do you think I'd seriously explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?
I verified it thirty five minutes ago.
Dan, I'm not a republic SERIAL villain. Do you think I'd seriously explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?
I verified it thirty five minutes ago.
age verification?
i remember the taste of pb crisps
i remember the taste of pb crisps
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Age verification?
Dan, I'm not a republic SERIAL villain. Do you think I'd seriously explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?
I verified it thirty five minutes ago.
Dan, I'm not a republic SERIAL villain. Do you think I'd seriously explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?
I verified it thirty five minutes ago.
This is the first song I'm playing when it happens. Setting a PA and speakers up out on the porch.
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 AM
This is the first song I'm playing when it happens. Setting a PA and speakers up out on the porch.
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Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd
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This is the story.
Bringing him home didn’t solve all the problems, it just shifted to the ptsd he’ll have to live with as best he can.
Make no mistake: he’s damaged for life and hundreds of other kids are still locked up and will go through the same thing if they’re ever freed.
Bringing him home didn’t solve all the problems, it just shifted to the ptsd he’ll have to live with as best he can.
Make no mistake: he’s damaged for life and hundreds of other kids are still locked up and will go through the same thing if they’re ever freed.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
This is the story.
Bringing him home didn’t solve all the problems, it just shifted to the ptsd he’ll have to live with as best he can.
Make no mistake: he’s damaged for life and hundreds of other kids are still locked up and will go through the same thing if they’re ever freed.
Bringing him home didn’t solve all the problems, it just shifted to the ptsd he’ll have to live with as best he can.
Make no mistake: he’s damaged for life and hundreds of other kids are still locked up and will go through the same thing if they’re ever freed.
The Jim Pillen Center for Governors Who Can't Spell Good (And Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too)
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The Jim Pillen Center for Governors Who Can't Spell Good (And Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too)
They're only trying to sell caffeine-free lifestyles because Trump's tariffs have made coffee fuckdiculously expensive. The cheap stuff I buy has gone up 45% since he took office.
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
They're only trying to sell caffeine-free lifestyles because Trump's tariffs have made coffee fuckdiculously expensive. The cheap stuff I buy has gone up 45% since he took office.
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[me sweating about the effects of global climate change but seeing Omaha hit a record high of 69°]
N...ni...
...nice.
N...ni...
...nice.
RECORD HIGHS SO FAR: 2pm Monday, Feb 9th
The circles are the new record highs (from official reporting stations) for the day. We still have a couple hours of warming to go, too!
The circles are the new record highs (from official reporting stations) for the day. We still have a couple hours of warming to go, too!
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
[me sweating about the effects of global climate change but seeing Omaha hit a record high of 69°]
N...ni...
...nice.
N...ni...
...nice.
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It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers
In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.
interc.pt
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
Not people, to be clear. Companies. Not a single person in my life has said "this works well and it's improved my existence." It's been mostly "look at what I made and how ass it is," and I look down at even that.
No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Not people, to be clear. Companies. Not a single person in my life has said "this works well and it's improved my existence." It's been mostly "look at what I made and how ass it is," and I look down at even that.
Imani and Portia have given so much, and spotlighted so many worthy causes over the years. Let's take care of them so they can take care of their pup:
Venmo: @Imani-Gandy
Cash App: $imanigandyABL
Paypal: @imanigandyCO
Venmo: @Imani-Gandy
Cash App: $imanigandyABL
Paypal: @imanigandyCO
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Imani and Portia have given so much, and spotlighted so many worthy causes over the years. Let's take care of them so they can take care of their pup:
Venmo: @Imani-Gandy
Cash App: $imanigandyABL
Paypal: @imanigandyCO
Venmo: @Imani-Gandy
Cash App: $imanigandyABL
Paypal: @imanigandyCO
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99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off
why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off
Important update, four weeks later: She made it.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Important update, four weeks later: She made it.
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Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens
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In Amazon's LotR the main antagonist uses the evil "Palantir" technology to spy on people and sell them “Rings” which are designed to ultimately give him more power
May 7, 2024 at 11:17 PM
In Amazon's LotR the main antagonist uses the evil "Palantir" technology to spy on people and sell them “Rings” which are designed to ultimately give him more power
Getting into poly-tics:
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Getting into poly-tics:
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From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵
First shot: sugarcane
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
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Sunny beat me to the very next statement I was going to make.
The whole performance wasn’t about the triumph of the individual, but the collective effort and joy that that elevates all of us out of oppression.
They literally danced their way through and out of the history of colonialism TOGETHER.
The whole performance wasn’t about the triumph of the individual, but the collective effort and joy that that elevates all of us out of oppression.
They literally danced their way through and out of the history of colonialism TOGETHER.
Okay so a thing I LOVED about that is how, whereas so many halftime shows kind of elevate the star above the other dancers/extras—often literally—that was like the exact opposite, he was *with and among* the people around him
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Sunny beat me to the very next statement I was going to make.
The whole performance wasn’t about the triumph of the individual, but the collective effort and joy that that elevates all of us out of oppression.
They literally danced their way through and out of the history of colonialism TOGETHER.
The whole performance wasn’t about the triumph of the individual, but the collective effort and joy that that elevates all of us out of oppression.
They literally danced their way through and out of the history of colonialism TOGETHER.
Gatorade has been heavily featured for both of this year's greatest "the game is still happening" moments.
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Gatorade has been heavily featured for both of this year's greatest "the game is still happening" moments.
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Variety confirms the wedding in Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show was real
Bad Bunny Stuns the Super Bowl With Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin and a Real Wedding Ceremony as Pedro Pascal, Jessica Alba and More Party on Stage
Bad Bunny staged a Super Bowl Halftime performance for the ages on Sunday, with Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin, an elaborate set and a real wedding.
variety.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Variety confirms the wedding in Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show was real
[REDACTED] shall never vanquish'd be, until / Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill / Shall come against him
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
[REDACTED] shall never vanquish'd be, until / Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill / Shall come against him