Greg With Two G's
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tomorrow, StandWithMinnesota.com will hit a million site visits and over 650,000 unique visitors.
i made it 10 days ago with $600 from you guys for hosting and cloudflare.
thank you. thank you.
i made it 10 days ago with $600 from you guys for hosting and cloudflare.
thank you. thank you.
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OH! It's been a busy week, I forgot to post here that I got to guest on the @triviamafia.com podcast last week! I really classed up the joint with a round all about poop.
S2E3 | Poop-prietary Questions: Trivia from Omaha — Trivia Mafia
No Brains, No Lightbulbs welcomes Trivia Mafia host and private events manager Greg Harries onto the pod this week!
www.triviamafia.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 AM
OH! It's been a busy week, I forgot to post here that I got to guest on the @triviamafia.com podcast last week! I really classed up the joint with a round all about poop.
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Who IS that mysterious masked man?!
February 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Who IS that mysterious masked man?!
Legion, then Fargo, then Alien: Earth.
Noah Hawley is the Yorgos Lanthimos of Ryan Murphys.
Noah Hawley is the Yorgos Lanthimos of Ryan Murphys.
February 8, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Legion, then Fargo, then Alien: Earth.
Noah Hawley is the Yorgos Lanthimos of Ryan Murphys.
Noah Hawley is the Yorgos Lanthimos of Ryan Murphys.
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"Kid Rock" sounds like a code name for Epstein Island.
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
"Kid Rock" sounds like a code name for Epstein Island.
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Renee Good's widow shared this statement with us today. It's absolutely heart-wrenching. 💔
February 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Renee Good's widow shared this statement with us today. It's absolutely heart-wrenching. 💔
OH! It's been a busy week, I forgot to post here that I got to guest on the @triviamafia.com podcast last week! I really classed up the joint with a round all about poop.
S2E3 | Poop-prietary Questions: Trivia from Omaha — Trivia Mafia
No Brains, No Lightbulbs welcomes Trivia Mafia host and private events manager Greg Harries onto the pod this week!
www.triviamafia.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 AM
OH! It's been a busy week, I forgot to post here that I got to guest on the @triviamafia.com podcast last week! I really classed up the joint with a round all about poop.
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Martin, an 18-year-old citizen and soccer player, traveled with his Madison-area team to Minneapolis for a Futsal tournament (which my kid's team was going to play in, then opted out). While there, ICE stopped Martin and took his mom, who has been detained since.
www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...
www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...
Mother's immigration arrest leaves Madison soccer standout reeling
Federal immigration agents detained a Madison soccer player's mother while she was in Minnesota for her son's games. Now, he's struggling.
www.jsonline.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Martin, an 18-year-old citizen and soccer player, traveled with his Madison-area team to Minneapolis for a Futsal tournament (which my kid's team was going to play in, then opted out). While there, ICE stopped Martin and took his mom, who has been detained since.
www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...
www.jsonline.com/story/news/l...
Two influential online pattern-makers in the world of hand-knit Sailor Moon cosplay compete to make the perfect skirt, but end up unable to cast off their feelings for each other.
Pleated Ravelry
Pleated Ravelry
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Two influential online pattern-makers in the world of hand-knit Sailor Moon cosplay compete to make the perfect skirt, but end up unable to cast off their feelings for each other.
Pleated Ravelry
Pleated Ravelry
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This is an American Girl doll from 2076 memorializing the tumultuous era of 2026. Her name is Breighklyhnne, pronounced like brake line.
February 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This is an American Girl doll from 2076 memorializing the tumultuous era of 2026. Her name is Breighklyhnne, pronounced like brake line.
Submitting a Freedom of Information Act request for all records respondent to "POV: You Are an ICE Agent Taking a Translucent Pink Dick and Balls to the Dome" so I can get the video this passenger princess is filming.
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Submitting a Freedom of Information Act request for all records respondent to "POV: You Are an ICE Agent Taking a Translucent Pink Dick and Balls to the Dome" so I can get the video this passenger princess is filming.
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Hosted online Halloween trivia for a company that regularly has @ityslmemes.com fans at their monthly events. Today was THE PRESTIGE of my costume.
"People can only swear at Bart Harley Jarvis, but they CAN'T swear on a work call. This whole trivia game is a TRAP!"
"People can only swear at Bart Harley Jarvis, but they CAN'T swear on a work call. This whole trivia game is a TRAP!"
October 31, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Hosted online Halloween trivia for a company that regularly has @ityslmemes.com fans at their monthly events. Today was THE PRESTIGE of my costume.
"People can only swear at Bart Harley Jarvis, but they CAN'T swear on a work call. This whole trivia game is a TRAP!"
"People can only swear at Bart Harley Jarvis, but they CAN'T swear on a work call. This whole trivia game is a TRAP!"
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I gotta admit: I’m pretty proud of sneaking this into a work baby photo contest.
February 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I gotta admit: I’m pretty proud of sneaking this into a work baby photo contest.
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Reposting my favorite article I've read this last month from Closer to the Edge:
February 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Reposting my favorite article I've read this last month from Closer to the Edge:
Cops lie always. People who couldn't even make it as cops? Really next level shit. "Ran headfirst into a brick wall," learned their lies from Looney Tunes.
Here's his GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/alberto-ca...
Here's his GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/alberto-ca...
February 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Cops lie always. People who couldn't even make it as cops? Really next level shit. "Ran headfirst into a brick wall," learned their lies from Looney Tunes.
Here's his GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/alberto-ca...
Here's his GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/alberto-ca...
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Greg here learning firsthand that without his coterie of masked nazi thugs and the tacit support of this asshole government, he can’t just go wherever he pleases
World’s smallest violin for him, may he continue to be shunted out of a peaceful existence in public
World’s smallest violin for him, may he continue to be shunted out of a peaceful existence in public
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Greg here learning firsthand that without his coterie of masked nazi thugs and the tacit support of this asshole government, he can’t just go wherever he pleases
World’s smallest violin for him, may he continue to be shunted out of a peaceful existence in public
World’s smallest violin for him, may he continue to be shunted out of a peaceful existence in public
This is an American Girl doll from 2076 memorializing the tumultuous era of 2026. Her name is Breighklyhnne, pronounced like brake line.
February 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This is an American Girl doll from 2076 memorializing the tumultuous era of 2026. Her name is Breighklyhnne, pronounced like brake line.
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ICE has grabbed so many people from their vehicles that there are abandoned cars across Minnesota.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests
Juan Leon sends a "chase" car to check out where abandoned vehicles are located and arranges discreet drop-offs. Since late December, he estimated they have dropped off 250 cars.
www.cbsnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM
ICE has grabbed so many people from their vehicles that there are abandoned cars across Minnesota.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
This tow truck driver returns the cars for free as a public service, and he’s been getting death threats.
They hate the helpers.
Which is why must keep helping.
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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always disorienting when you say it out loud that minnesota is still under occupation
Hundreds of Agents Left Minnesota, but Residents Are Seeing Little Change www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...
Hundreds of Agents Left Minnesota, but Residents Are Seeing Little Change
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 AM
always disorienting when you say it out loud that minnesota is still under occupation
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"
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Of all the easy things you can do to help the environment, conserve water for communities not corporations, not perpetuate scams, support the labor and rights of creators... *not* using generative AI is the fucking easiest. You absolutely deserve to be shamed for using it for image and text creation
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Of all the easy things you can do to help the environment, conserve water for communities not corporations, not perpetuate scams, support the labor and rights of creators... *not* using generative AI is the fucking easiest. You absolutely deserve to be shamed for using it for image and text creation
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