Greg With Two G's
@plusgreg.bsky.social
Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him)
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tomorrow, StandWithMinnesota.com will hit a million site visits and over 650,000 unique visitors.
i made it 10 days ago with $600 from you guys for hosting and cloudflare.
thank you. thank you.
i made it 10 days ago with $600 from you guys for hosting and cloudflare.
thank you. thank you.
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It is spiritually challenging to live in a time where you see things so horrifying you want to just sit down on the floor but what you have to do is send a work email
February 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
It is spiritually challenging to live in a time where you see things so horrifying you want to just sit down on the floor but what you have to do is send a work email
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The WeRateDogs guy is quite radical-- if you haven't seen his ICE takedown it's worth a watch-- and this is necessary and important.
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
The WeRateDogs guy is quite radical-- if you haven't seen his ICE takedown it's worth a watch-- and this is necessary and important.
The Runza is a uniquely comforting midwestern dish. Fluffy bread, ground beef, onion, and cabbage.
But the real star is Temperature Tuesday, where every Tuesday in January it costs as much as the lowest temperature at any Runza location, if you order fries and a drink. It's almost always free.
But the real star is Temperature Tuesday, where every Tuesday in January it costs as much as the lowest temperature at any Runza location, if you order fries and a drink. It's almost always free.
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The Runza is a uniquely comforting midwestern dish. Fluffy bread, ground beef, onion, and cabbage.
But the real star is Temperature Tuesday, where every Tuesday in January it costs as much as the lowest temperature at any Runza location, if you order fries and a drink. It's almost always free.
But the real star is Temperature Tuesday, where every Tuesday in January it costs as much as the lowest temperature at any Runza location, if you order fries and a drink. It's almost always free.
Abundance Mindset: When You're Here, You're Pizza
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Abundance Mindset: When You're Here, You're Pizza
Your company name and logo are fashioned after the second most evil object in the most famous work of fantasy literature ever made, and you JUST got around to asking "are we the baddies?"
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Your company name and logo are fashioned after the second most evil object in the most famous work of fantasy literature ever made, and you JUST got around to asking "are we the baddies?"
Did Neil Gaiman send this one?
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Did Neil Gaiman send this one?
Redaction looks about the right size for the name Neil Gaiman.
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Redaction looks about the right size for the name Neil Gaiman.
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This is what ICE looks like
Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This is what ICE looks like
Don't worry about ICE and DHS agents going unemployed once their agencies are dismantled; the United States has worked for generations to maintain wildly unjust systems of prison labor!
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Don't worry about ICE and DHS agents going unemployed once their agencies are dismantled; the United States has worked for generations to maintain wildly unjust systems of prison labor!
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February 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I've got bad news and bad news. It's from luxury brand BODE and it's sold out: www.ebay.com/itm/25706852...
Pardon Our Interruption...
www.ebay.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I've got bad news and bad news. It's from luxury brand BODE and it's sold out: www.ebay.com/itm/25706852...
Bronze medalist in biathlon, but 10's across the board at the poetry slam.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Bronze medalist in biathlon, but 10's across the board at the poetry slam.
check it out now
the fluke sole brother
the fluke sole brother
Allow me to introduce my pet flounder, Flatboy Swim
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
check it out now
the fluke sole brother
the fluke sole brother
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for @autostraddle.bsky.social, i wrote about how minnesota's queer-owned businesses (and queer folks in general) are standing up to ICE and defending their communities:
How Minnesota’s Queer-Owned Businesses Are Leading the Fight Against ICE
As the federal occupation continues, community members are committing themselves to standing up to the feds while supporting the state’s immigrant communities in any way possible.
www.autostraddle.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
for @autostraddle.bsky.social, i wrote about how minnesota's queer-owned businesses (and queer folks in general) are standing up to ICE and defending their communities:
Age verification?
Dan, I'm not a republic SERIAL villain. Do you think I'd seriously explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?
I verified it thirty five minutes ago.
Dan, I'm not a republic SERIAL villain. Do you think I'd seriously explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?
I verified it thirty five minutes ago.
age verification?
i remember the taste of pb crisps
i remember the taste of pb crisps
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Age verification?
Dan, I'm not a republic SERIAL villain. Do you think I'd seriously explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?
I verified it thirty five minutes ago.
Dan, I'm not a republic SERIAL villain. Do you think I'd seriously explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?
I verified it thirty five minutes ago.
This is the first song I'm playing when it happens. Setting a PA and speakers up out on the porch.
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 AM
This is the first song I'm playing when it happens. Setting a PA and speakers up out on the porch.
Goddamn, that was a direct hit.
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Goddamn, that was a direct hit.
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Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd
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This is the story.
Bringing him home didn’t solve all the problems, it just shifted to the ptsd he’ll have to live with as best he can.
Make no mistake: he’s damaged for life and hundreds of other kids are still locked up and will go through the same thing if they’re ever freed.
Bringing him home didn’t solve all the problems, it just shifted to the ptsd he’ll have to live with as best he can.
Make no mistake: he’s damaged for life and hundreds of other kids are still locked up and will go through the same thing if they’re ever freed.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
This is the story.
Bringing him home didn’t solve all the problems, it just shifted to the ptsd he’ll have to live with as best he can.
Make no mistake: he’s damaged for life and hundreds of other kids are still locked up and will go through the same thing if they’re ever freed.
Bringing him home didn’t solve all the problems, it just shifted to the ptsd he’ll have to live with as best he can.
Make no mistake: he’s damaged for life and hundreds of other kids are still locked up and will go through the same thing if they’re ever freed.
No problem. We need to support our meteorologists in these anti-science times.
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
No problem. We need to support our meteorologists in these anti-science times.
The Jim Pillen Center for Governors Who Can't Spell Good (And Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too)
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The Jim Pillen Center for Governors Who Can't Spell Good (And Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too)
They're only trying to sell caffeine-free lifestyles because Trump's tariffs have made coffee fuckdiculously expensive. The cheap stuff I buy has gone up 45% since he took office.
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
They're only trying to sell caffeine-free lifestyles because Trump's tariffs have made coffee fuckdiculously expensive. The cheap stuff I buy has gone up 45% since he took office.
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[me sweating about the effects of global climate change but seeing Omaha hit a record high of 69°]
N...ni...
...nice.
N...ni...
...nice.
RECORD HIGHS SO FAR: 2pm Monday, Feb 9th
The circles are the new record highs (from official reporting stations) for the day. We still have a couple hours of warming to go, too!
The circles are the new record highs (from official reporting stations) for the day. We still have a couple hours of warming to go, too!
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
[me sweating about the effects of global climate change but seeing Omaha hit a record high of 69°]
N...ni...
...nice.
N...ni...
...nice.