Blacque Jacque Shellacque
@bornwithatail.bsky.social
just some guy having fun expressing his mild thoughts about food, sports, and the dang weather here on bluesky dot com
Minnesota cities as Muppets:
Stillwater:
Stillwater:
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Minnesota cities as Muppets:
Stillwater:
Stillwater:
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❌ learn to code
✅ learn to read
✅ learn to read
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
❌ learn to code
✅ learn to read
✅ learn to read
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There’s a guy in my neighborhood who, whenever I ask how he’s doing in passing, responds “Oh, well, better’n I deserve!” That’s such an old Midwestern man thing to say!
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
There’s a guy in my neighborhood who, whenever I ask how he’s doing in passing, responds “Oh, well, better’n I deserve!” That’s such an old Midwestern man thing to say!
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Your timeline has been visited by tiny angry cat. Do one good deed and RT to cleanse your timeline.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Your timeline has been visited by tiny angry cat. Do one good deed and RT to cleanse your timeline.
“Romping with my school-chums in the fens and spinneys, when the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame”
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“Romping with my school-chums in the fens and spinneys, when the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent flame”
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my favourite part of the day is when I get the dishwasher loaded and on and then I walk around the kitchen and find the three hundred dishes that I missed
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
my favourite part of the day is when I get the dishwasher loaded and on and then I walk around the kitchen and find the three hundred dishes that I missed
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
time for more wendell berry posting
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
time for more wendell berry posting
3 NFL games on Thanksgiving is too many
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
3 NFL games on Thanksgiving is too many
Andre Gibson & Universal Togetherness Band - Thankful For You
YouTube video by cool music for cool people
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Songwriting used to be about "three chords and the truth." Now, thanks to AI, it's about "keyboards and Bluetooth."
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Songwriting used to be about "three chords and the truth." Now, thanks to AI, it's about "keyboards and Bluetooth."
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Manifesting a Lodge 49/Reacher crossover. There's some trouble afoot in Long Beach and the big guy is here to help.
new favorite thing on television is Sonya Cassidy — Liz from Lodge 49 — doing a chowder-thick Boston accent as a rogue federal agent on Reacher and getting to say the phrase “bizarre bazaar” over and over
February 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Manifesting a Lodge 49/Reacher crossover. There's some trouble afoot in Long Beach and the big guy is here to help.
Not a movie, but Season 3 of Lodge 49 and Season 2 of Freaks and Geeks
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Not a movie, but Season 3 of Lodge 49 and Season 2 of Freaks and Geeks
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someone has probably already said this but like 5 more Master and Commander movies
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
someone has probably already said this but like 5 more Master and Commander movies
I DON’T WANT THIS TOWEL ANYMORE
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I DON’T WANT THIS TOWEL ANYMORE
spilled milk kits
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
spilled milk kits
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I kid you not, there’s a man in this Minneapolis dog park with dogs named Betcha and Uffda. Didn’t catch the third dog’s name but my money’s on Ope
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I kid you not, there’s a man in this Minneapolis dog park with dogs named Betcha and Uffda. Didn’t catch the third dog’s name but my money’s on Ope
I feel you, Jan and Barb. I feel you.
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I feel you, Jan and Barb. I feel you.
Fire Vikes special teams into the sun
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Fire Vikes special teams into the sun
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
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Hackensack, Minnesota
Pop: 310
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackensack,_Minnesota
Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=114686781
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=71050978
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7624865
Pop: 310
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackensack,_Minnesota
Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=114686781
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=71050978
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7624865
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Old Tom Bombadil
Is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is
His salad’s made of jello
Is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is
His salad’s made of jello
January 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Old Tom Bombadil
Is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is
His salad’s made of jello
Is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is
His salad’s made of jello
I got $5 that says Mr. Six is involved
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I got $5 that says Mr. Six is involved
I’m funemployed for the next week and a half, so it’s time for some KITCHEN EXPERIMENTS.
This is plant-based “osso bucco” a/k/a roast delicata squash + farro/portabella/fines herbes risotto, version 1.0
This is plant-based “osso bucco” a/k/a roast delicata squash + farro/portabella/fines herbes risotto, version 1.0
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m funemployed for the next week and a half, so it’s time for some KITCHEN EXPERIMENTS.
This is plant-based “osso bucco” a/k/a roast delicata squash + farro/portabella/fines herbes risotto, version 1.0
This is plant-based “osso bucco” a/k/a roast delicata squash + farro/portabella/fines herbes risotto, version 1.0