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Greg Nog
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Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him)
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Getting customer service tips from the new Defunctland:
Graphic that shows a bubble labeled "techniques" being connected with a line to a bubble named "blame absorption" in white and then blue fonts. Sans serif.
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Omaha pals, I'm hosting @triviamafia.com at Smokin' Oak in Midtown Crossing! We start at 6pm tonight and every Tuesday. Be there for great pizza, great drinks (from an on-demand tap wall!), and great trivia!
Group shot of trivia players at a wooden table smiling at camera. Two trivia players on a brown leather couch seated by a roaring fire. Selfie of poster in red plush zip up with trivia team behind him.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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After a solid year on back-order, there has just been a huge development for the What's Behind Greg on @triviamafia.com Zoom Calls community.
Screen capture of a Zoom call. A man in a Cool Shirtz by Brendan brand pureloons sweatshirt grins at the camera in thick-rimmed glasses. Behind him on a gray wall is a plush replica from Kidrobot of the character Clocky from PeeWee's Playhouse, a yellow clock with red lines in the shape of a map of the United States.
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Gonna start a new TikTok trend that will cure the male loneliness epidemic.
Image of a pre-lit Christmas tree in a living room. Text superimposed reads "31 days til Christmas no ornaments, no garland no tinsel, no candy canes ready to raw dog this whole season"
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Wait, hold on a minute...

THERE we go.
Image from OP but a smaller dripping French dip is now emerging from what would be the mouth of the first one.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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H.R. Giger didn't die of horniness to have his dream of Smaller Dripping Heads That Live Inside Mouths disrespected like this.
Image from OP. Ellen Ripley leans away from the xenomorph head sweatily, grimacing. Second image from OP. A second, smaller dripping French Dip is emerging from the first one.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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The Murray Maneuver
Image of The Holdo Manuever aftermath from The Last Jedi, where Adm. Holdo steers a rebel ship into its pursuers and goes to hyperspace, destroying the Last Order fleet.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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When did they start letting Homer Simpson design cruise ships?
Homer Simpson in the car he designed, a deeply clumsy car with two seating compartment bubbles, a huge spoiler, step down stairs, huge mirrors, in a bright neon green.
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Happens with dogs too! She's only let me up for one shirt change break today.
Man in Packers sweatshirt, green with yellow font, lies on a coach. He looks off camera. On his chest is a brindle french bulldog beagle mix. Her legs stretch out from her body, she has a small white patch on her stomach. Same man, now sitting up slightly on couch. He now wears a Broncos Terrell Davis jersey. Dog is basically in the same spot, one of her ears sticks up.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I reject Walmart's false Grinch. The only true Grinch is the pervert teacher from Glee.
Image of Matthew Morrison as the Grinch. He wears a green vest with a red and yellow scarf. He barrels the camera and holds a hand to his lips, his eyes wide. This is from a moment in the show where he directly addressed the camera. It was awful.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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And? Justice has been doing this exact act for like two decades.
Image of Justice's live set design. Stacks of amps to both sides of the DJ stand, a glowing white cross in the center, lights pointing skyward.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Goddammit is Weird Al using the plagiarism machine for his promotional material? Deeply disappointing.
Poster from an IG screenshot, Weird Al Destroying a city Godzilla style. Many trademark giveaways of AI art.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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If you have any doubt about Artie being half French bulldog, sound on.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Shout out to the man (who we're calling Dylan Karp) for wearing this absolutely unhinged t-shirt to the filming day for his episode of How It's Made.
A man builds a DEF Filter, which is a..complex mechanical thing. Anyhow the guy has a scraggly goatee and a black t shirt with... A design of a red-clad muscley wrestler with a jaguar head screaming out in place of a human one. The jaguar head has heavy gold chains draped around its neck with the logo (probably of the clothing company) of a mask with horns. The flag he's waving is of the American flag, but the stars have also been replaced with this logo. It's fucking wild y'all.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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My version of this was visiting the stairs that kill Lucas Lee in Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.
Image from the top of the icy, steep, multi flight stairs that kill Lucas Lee when Scott dares him to do a thingy, a grind thingy on them.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Gotta get this off my chest about Frankenstein: Victor's tower is on the edge of a bare coastal cliff with no forest nearby. Where were all those fucking autumnal leaves coming from?

A rich, frothy coating of bird shit would have achieved the same romantic effect and been setting-accurate.
Mia Goth and Jacob Elordi in a two shot in Frankenstein. She holds an orange maple leaf between them.
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Weapons (2025)
A pop tart that, printed on its white frosting, displays an image of a pop tart mascot with one remaining eye being violently dismembered by hands emerging from edges of frosting "frame"
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Anime fans reading about a growing distaste for flashback episodes as seasons wrap up:
Meme of Michael McConaughey sucking on a cigarette while looking at a silver phone.
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Checked with Dracula, this is confirmed.
Image of Castlevania Symphony of the Night final battle cutscene. Dracula sits on a throne, Belmont in foreground. Text reads above "Trans rights are human rights"
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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We've been putting on cat friendly videos for Renley with squirrels and chipmunks and such, and last night he watched one of a wombat taking a walk.

He's ready to attack and dethrone god.
A black cat sits immediately in front of a large flat screen tv displaying a video of a wombat eating some grass. Same cat, long black fur, intense stare at the TV. Wombat is bigger on frame now.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Will you please use my sign submission this year?

With credit to Emily Dickinson, of course.
Image of Strawberry dropping into the giant toaster at the first Pop-Tarts Bowl. Sign has been modified to read "Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me The toaster held but just ourselves and immortality."
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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They've printed the dismembered corpse of Strawberry on the current promotional product for this year's Pop-Tart Bowl. There are even hands reaching in, actively eviscerating the mascot.

We are so far down the rabbit hole and this event has only been around for two years.
Image of a Pop-Tart printed with the dismembered face of the strawberry pop-tart from the first bowl game. Multiple hands reach into the frame to grab pieces of his face.
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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What's your Spice Girls Persona? I'm whatever's in these.
Photo of three Zap Packs from Little Caesar's Pizza. Bright orange packets with cartoon illustrations of a garlic bulb and a bell pepper. Reads ZAP PAK! and "a blend of special spices to accent your pizza."
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Run.
Inflatable mascot Lil Red with completely white eyes.
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Herbie Husked
Image of Herbie Husker mascot pointing at camera, wears a red short sleeved shirt at jeans, his eyes have been whited out. No pupils or irises.
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM