If the choice comes down to MAGA vs. Newsom, of course I’ll vote for Newsom. But I’m not going to pre-support the piece of shit three years out from the actual election
I’m envisioning several dozen soft-focus tell-all books with titles like “Holding My Nose and Voting Yes: How One Brave Congressman Silently Resisted From Within”
Malignant and Heart Eyes would make a good double feature of “terrible horror movies that are set in Seattle for no clear reason despite being filmed in places with palm trees everywhere” (Los Angeles and Auckland, New Zealand, respectively)
I’m whiter than printer paper and my wife and I have multiple friends whose kids refer to us as their aunt and uncle despite no blood relation whatsoever
Just a totally normal, routine MRI, a thing that doctors totally order all the time on a routine basis when everything’s looking good. Oh, and while you’re here, let’s have you take this cognitive test, just for fun.
My favorite is still the Super Nintendo space side-scrolling shoot-em-up Phalanx, which they somehow decided was best illustrated by a photograph of an old man playing the banjo
