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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · Nov 23

Just got your text.
Are we still on for last night?

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 49m

Yup

Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 1h

You break me you buy me

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 1h

Music is one hell of a drug

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · Apr 30

I generally chase my multivitamin with Tito’s

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 1d

Is it a November To Remember yet?

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 3d

I write "how are ya" so they know I care but don't expect a very serious response

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 1d

One scoop of mashed potatoes per person and DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 1d

What do you call a ghost’s breasts?

Paranormal entities.

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 3d

Unfortunately, true

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 3d

Rude!

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4d

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we will now set our clocks back to The Twilight Zone during Daylight Savings

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 4d

I think I’m legally changing my name to Alfalfa! It’s the best

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 4d

Otay Spanky… sorry you’re dealing with the head cold dizzy crap

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 4d

Enough of the finding out. Let’s just stick with the fucking around

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 6d

Getting an extra hr in 2025 is like getting a complementary colonoscopy

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 5d

I wish we could return to a simpler time before the Internet and pants.

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t understand why people hire plumbers for small repairs; it’s only taken me $40, 3 trips to Home Depot, the unnecessary replacement of one perfectly fine part, and I’m 85% sure I’ll have this figured out by next week

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Autotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 7d

Life hums its own melody

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 7d

I’m laid back but will lay forward if necessary.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 7d

When I say I'm a man of substance I mean controlled.

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