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AnnaAnkaAnia

@samerealwoman.bsky.social

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I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · Nov 18

What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 6h

The only acceptable form of turkey bacon, is turkey wrapped in sliced bacon.

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 7h

Neither miserable, nor happy,
but a secret more complicated third thing

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 21h

Happy Thanksgiving, Canadian part of Bluesky!

📷Town & Country Magazine

Vintage b&w photo of a lady riding a turkey. All rights reserved to Town & Country Magazine

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 1d

here to remind you:

you have value

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

Poundtown called, they want their cake back

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 9d

This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 1d

Desperate attempt to advertise Mondays:
''I can't believe it's not Friday''

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry i'm late there were dark clouds in the crystal ball, you see

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.

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Fomonster Simpson 🎃 @haliphacks.bsky.social · 1d

Mike's Hard Existential Dread

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 3d

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1d

I think if someone tried to kidnap me right now I’d be like ok cool, let’s go. Just don’t put duct tape on my mouth so I can still use my chapstick.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 1d

This is not what the 21st century looked like in the brochure.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d

I wanted to make a joke about making white rice healthy by coloring it brown with the help of Nutella, but now I have discovered people are making spaghetti with Nutella and I no longer want to be on the internet for a while