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Marc

@runoldman.bsky.social

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Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · Dec 31

I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 18h

polar ice caps melting*

*doomkick

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 18h

i heard doomkick gives all of his earnings to ice

Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 18h

I heard doomdick was voted off "Survivor"

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 18h

i heard doomkick is the reason netflix cancels its best series without an ending

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 18h

I do have a bathroom but you can use this old rusty Maxwell House can. You’re welcome.

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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 17h

I was really disappointed to learn that mansplaining was not explaining things very slowly to a man because I REALLY NEED THINGS EXPLAINED TO ME SLOWLY SO I UNDERSTAND.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 17h

what if all the apples are bad apples

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 1d

are you latin because you are joaquin all over my heart

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21h

Rodeo cowgirl bc I'm sort of a clown

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 15h

I've never seen anyone save an alcoholic...

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 15h

Question of the day:

What time is this disaster...?

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 14h

"Go fuck yourselves!"

...I've missed that saying until now

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14h

would you still hurl if you stuck oil of ipecac in your butt instead of drinking it?
let’s find out

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 14h

Shhhhh...it's raining.🌧🌧🌧

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 14h

not making excuses...it is what it is

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · Oct 14

I wear my sexual desperation quietly and discretely, like a fine wristwatch. You wear yours like a hot dog costume with neon mustard.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14h

if you would, just put me back where you found me when you’re done, thanks

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 17h

My dentist said I’ve been doing a good job flossing at my cleaning today, please clap

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 14h

I just assume you're all cunts.

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 18h

im not making fun of anyone affected. im making fun of a narcissist.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 9h

My favorite romantic films are those videos of big oceanfront properties being swallowed by the Sea in their entirety

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 9h

I used to think “oh jeez cement shoes sound so ugly & uncomfortable.. why would anyone wear those?” Now I understand it’s not quite a matter of choice

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 9h

I’m sorry your hog is floating around on the world wide web because you shared it on a Paltalk video chat 25 yrs ago.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 8h

I’ve seen both sides of the coin or whatever & I don’t want the coin I hate the coin I just wanna make a rainbow with my hose

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 8h

NO GOD NOT D’ANGELO ! WHY GOD XOULSNT YOU TAKE R KELLY ????

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 19h

Time keeps on slippin', into the future

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 8h

The staggering amount of Europeans and UKers that come to Canada and then head into the US, who are flabbergasted when we tell them how bad it ACTUALLY is down there...

I don't think international news has access to the real stories.

You cannot PAY me to travel to the US. I'll happily die first. 🖕🏼

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