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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Dec 18

Asking a billionaire to save this country is like asking Godzilla to save Tokyo.

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 3d

I wonder how much I'd weigh if I cut my arms off

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 5d

It's important to be vague...

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 6d

Anyone who calls themselves a psychic should be thrown into the ocean.

Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · 9d

When death comes to find me... it'll be on a weekend.

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Sep 13

I'll believe that we all have an idea of how it shouldn't be...

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Sep 1

My computer is starting to creep me out..

#fuckthisplace

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Aug 22

Shout out to everyone who thinks they're genius at night, then realize they're idiots in the morning...

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Aug 18

Wanted:Meteorologist

*must be hot

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Aug 14

It's too bad that people are too stupid to understand the fall of the Roman Empire...

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Aug 14

This is my barometer....

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Aug 11

Jupiter and Venus are staring me down...

Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Aug 6

Yes, I remember the days when we expanded without before exploding within...

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Aug 1

Stop it

Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Aug 1

She was doing ok until she said "supposably"

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Jul 28

In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Nov 21

Really? A fucking salad??

- Julius Caesar coming back to life

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · Jul 31

always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Jul 31

asking if every piece of graffiti is Banksy

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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · Jul 31

Man, 80s computer books made even non-relational databases look fun. (Source.)

The cover to the book, "Writing Your Own Program: Creating A Database: Adventure Game." Each line is in its own font. The computer (a black affair with rainbow keys" depicts a scuba diver swimming, handcuffs in hand, as it is attacked by a giant cross octopus; the painted octopus is literally bursting out of the monitor. A tiny little banner in the corner states: "For Commodore 64 And Apple IIe Computers"

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · Jul 31

best thing about working ungodly hours is the ungodly part

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · Jul 31

Can’t sleep, too enthralled by various delights

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · Jul 31

Mary Shelley’s Einstein.

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Jul 31

Can't open anything anymore without a goddamn jack knife...

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Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Jul 26

Yeah, I know there's a guitar pick down there...

... but like Sasquatch, it decides to remain hidden

Hawkeye @hawkeye0110.bsky.social · Jul 25

Let's stop celebrating the stupid...

Ozzy created and defined an era that lasted for decades

...Hogan pretended to beat up people