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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️ @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 3h

Game Seven is pretty rad

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 3h

I wonder if Raleigh's wearing down after a long season. This is playoffs only here, and it's looked the part.

baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/...

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Andy Famiglietti @afamiglietti.bsky.social · 4h

The Louvre has been robbed by Space Marines

Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 5h

my favorite detail

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 4h

Dan Wilson managing like it's May 19 is the story of Game 6.

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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️ @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 4h

The Mariners should consider hitting the ball in the air I think

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4h

hitting into a double play, as a bit

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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️ @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 4h

Mariners caught whatever RISP sickness the Tigers had

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 7h

the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 3d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️ @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 5h

It's crazy that there are plays the Falcons draw up that don't involve getting the ball to Bijan

They usually don't work out

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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️ @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 5h

THAT'S what those are supposed to be?? I kinda assumed they were AI generated

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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 5h

“I’m glad I got to meet the whole organization”

-Trey Yesavage

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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️ @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 5h

That first Bijan run really reminded me of how good Mahomes was today, can you believe that?

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

If there’s one thing leftists don’t understand, it’s living like a graduate student

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 7h

A leftist's head would explode if they had to watch sports with such an incredibly shitty setup

X user: A leftists head would actually explode if they experienced this

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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️ @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 5h

I was genuinely excited for the Falcons-Niners until I realized Collinsworth is on the call

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jane @lazylazyjane.bsky.social · 6h

A giants fan who antagonized protesters in denver with donald trump chants and slurs. he chased a young man who pushed him and subsequently tripped leading to a huge bloody gash on his forehead

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 7h

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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trick van treat @derek.bike · 7h

getting hyped for the Blue Jays game

torontotoday.ca article screenshot

headline: Fans gather at Toronto horror show for blood, gore and special effects

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alice is in new york @alice.mosphere.at · 13h

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 8h

Brandon Aubrey has now hit more 60-yard field goals in his 2.5-year NFL career (5) than every kicker in the NFL combined from 1960 to 2005 (4)

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 9h

This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.

sumo wrestler is handed a giant bottle of soy sauce

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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️ @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 8h

Not sure if he foresaw "spread through the body of the people" to be the president dropping shit from an airplane onto the populace but here we are

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Punished Rep. Holden Disperra @punishedholden.bsky.social · 1d

Wide eyed and amazed monster from the Simpsons saying I'M SEEING DOUBLE HERE.
Eight chiefs flags!

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 11h

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 12h

Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness

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🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️ @notkimboslice.bsky.social · 12h

I'm afraid to admit he could absolutely pull off the hat too

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ceej @ceej.online · 5d

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28

that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic

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