🦔 Evie 🏳️‍⚧️
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She/they. Ex-archaeologist turned ex-chef turned archaeologist I post mostly about Tigers baseball
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
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Brandon Aubrey has now hit more 60-yard field goals in his 2.5-year NFL career (5) than every kicker in the NFL combined from 1960 to 2005 (4)
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This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.
Not sure if he foresaw "spread through the body of the people" to be the president dropping shit from an airplane onto the populace but here we are
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When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
I'm afraid to admit he could absolutely pull off the hat too
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I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer
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that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic
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step 1: hire an elite team of international acrobats, engineers, and hackers
step 2: those guys are out of budget. find antoine and guillaume from secondary school
step 3: contract a high tech surveillance package and van. buy knock-out darts for the guards
step 4: too expensive. borrow a big ladder
Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
Yeah i mean i know Castellanos had a bad season this year but to call it "diarrhea" is just uncalled for
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
Don't know just how "secret" this is but "mana dork that pings" has so much utility and you should run it
BREAKING: Fannie Mae concerned that granting high-interest leases to underqualified homebuyers may not be financially viable in the long term
Shame they're all blocked on here so no one will ever see it
You'd think science would have solved this by now
Vance is very much the "little brother with the unplugged controller" of politicians
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mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb
TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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although the No Kings protests have no real political demands i’ll never see a net negative in seeing mass mobilization like this. the question is will the Dem establishment capitalize on it? will they policy pivot to Medicare For All? taxing billionaires? getting corporate money out of politics?
MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally: