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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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Empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is a jerk new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 8d
Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
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Cloud Licker @cloudlicker.bsky.social · 2h
Yes, Virginia, I hear ya.
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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 16h
I read a book about toddlers, but it was exhausting
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 17h
I read a book about plumbing, but it was shitty
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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d
I tried reading a book about mazes, but I got lost
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 17h
I read a book about plumbing, but it was shitty
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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d
I tried reading a book about mazes, but I got lost
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Randy Coppinger 🎙🎛🎧 @randycoppinger.bsky.social · 1d
I read a romance novel where the primary location was a pizzeria. It was so cheesy!
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 17h
I just want someone who looks at me the way Lloyd the Bartender looks at Jack Torrence
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 17h
Ohhhhhhhh man. I’d say it’s unbelievable, but it’s really not. Goddamn.

I hope everybody involved is okay.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 17h
Oh shit, what have I missed?? What happened with Doomkick?

Can you post that last slide so I can see it a little better.

Man. You take a few days off, and shit hits the fan
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 18h
I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 18h
Career plans? Just keep retreading me until I'm blown out on the side of the road.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18h
Free’s for me
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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 18h
I will not hesitate to wash my whole car with the gas station squeegee.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18h
🖤🥹
Young Blood
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18h
It’s good seeing you, boo
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 19h
Male loneliness ~ because we may be suppressed but we ain’t desperate. are we boo?
*winks at vibrator
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 19h
Oh yeah? Well could a depressed person eat all three of their meals by 10:30am?
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d
i think florida is ai
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · Jul 6
Sorry for the things I said when my feet were hot
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d
sorry about the things i said when your feet were hot
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d
It’s pretty amazing
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d
Me too
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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 2d
I just put my phone down for 30 seconds and now I live in the woods
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 3d
We just keep letting Jared Leto happen for some reason.
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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 4d
if you're in line to declare your crush on me stay in line
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d
ok maybe just push-start my heart
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 1d
Signs your teen is secretly binging Werner Herzog:

LOL: labour of language
DILF: documentaries I love to film
BRB: brutal recordings of bears
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