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The Amytyville Horror

@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social

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melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · Sep 2

“some folks give their bidets people names like jeff or matilda but not me,” i say as i introduce you to mr. sphincter sprinkler

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 7h

like a wrinkly band-aid

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 7h

i can hear this post

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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 8h

*reaching into my sweats to peel my scrot from my thigh skin*

How YOU doin’?

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 8h

do you bite your tongue at me sir?

no! i bith my thung it hurths

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · Oct 22

“You look like a good time,” I wink seductively at the coin-operated pony outside the boarded up Kmart.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14h

Jenga but with really sharp knives

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Jan 2

probably just gonna make a bunch of these

A black and cream line drawing of the steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse. They are holding up a middle finger and the speech bubble says “fuck the police” in it

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 8h

if you ever needed to trap me for some reason, literally just put a cinnamon roll under a box like i’m some kind of idiot squirrel. it would work every time

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 8h

new beanie weenies just dropped

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 9h

i love a film that asks the important questions of our time

letterboxd review for One Battle After Another (2025):

would you eat sean penn's ass for the revolution

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Dec 22

“baby, it’s cold outside” - me, explaining society to a baby

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11h

If Pedro Pascal played Gomez Addams they'd have to replace all the seats in the theater

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 11h

as prophesied, jesus descends from the heavens dripped out in a pair of jnco’s

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 4d

Panic attacks are jazz hands for the soul.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10h

I'm tired of fucking up, it's time to start fucking down

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 13h

*5 minutes after stepping out of my time machine and meeting Jesus Christ* they're called Takis. Have you ever had anything that hot?

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h

Dating is a lot like riding a horse. When you fall off, you get right back on. But make sure it's a different horse. The first horse kicked you off and you need to respect that. Don't try to control any horses. Okay maybe dating is nothing like riding a horse.

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slice @beefcarcass.bsky.social · 14h

Explaining to my date that I’ve never even pooped one time ever in my life and I have no idea where that poop came from

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 13h

can i twirl ‘em around in little circles?

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 1d

I know the croc charms make you want to get into these sweatpant jeans

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happy new brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 15h

when I die hone my bones into tools

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15h

sam altman is always making a face like he just woke up from general anesthesia and the surgeon is telling him that his Muppet Procedure was only partially successful

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Nibblerstein’s Monster @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 16h

This Saturday, after the protests, my local Antifa cell plans on terrorizing some burnt ends at Jack Stack.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17h

shhhhh… it was a really long drive

A small white compact vehicle rests on its side on a mattress at the curb on a suburban street,

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