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Greg the Miller

@gregthemiller.bsky.social

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(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. certified cornball @[email protected] Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts Dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jun 12

no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 7h

If i was the ape who found the 2001 monolith i would have figured it out easily

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4d

Still standing here, waiting for Patrick Swayze’s ghost to put his hands over mine and help me pee.

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 19h

thinking about her (gwen pepperoni)

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 16h

Starting a website to post pictures of my cat’s feet. Call it Onlybeans

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 15h

In order for Hamburger to help me, it has to first learn how to help itself.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 15h

My teenager is once again demanding that I make soup. I didn’t know that 15 year olds needed so many soups

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15h

I'm going to buy a dog and tell it all of my problems

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 14h

I will post for as long as it takes.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 14h

any date can be a speed date. get up and leave

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 14h

Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 13h

are cheese headaches a thing? i think i have a cheese headache.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 12h

I've been researching colanders all day, and I feel strained.

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 9h

lost my preschool custodian job
cuz i kept stubbing my toe and
yelling FUCK in front of the kids

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 9h

it is The Posting Hour, when the true posters rise from their moldering bogs

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 6h

Humans: pspspsps

Cats: ffs it's not even close to meow

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

I have cats who are litter mates and I bring them to the vet in one cat carrier and the vet always gets out the first and goes “what a beautiful cat!” and then brings out the other one and goes “…ok”

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 8h

Every morning "So what do you want out of today" just to feel okay sometimes, for having my eyes open "When do we want it? Now" no this isn't one of those "Great because now is only when you blink" it's a waking dream is it "Yep" okay cool