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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇

@galacticpotlady.bsky.social

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Swedish fictional character. Goth grannie league. ”wonder”stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpbgkiooeo

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · Jan 31

Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’ve been dead for 3000 years

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 1h

R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 1d

Now that Rush has a female drummer, there will be at least one woman in the building during their concerts.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 3d

they say patience is a virtue but it sure as hell isn’t one of my strong suits

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 1d

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 14h

Right in that sweet spot of this is going to be a disaster.

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 16h

romantically, i am a haunted coatrack

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · Feb 26

"For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams" -Poe🖤

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · Jan 28

Tuesday, let me escort you outside to this fine contraption made out of wood and what the metal thingy? Lol it’s fine, here, rest your head

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Mottot för dagen @futbolka.bsky.social · 7h

Den fulländade hösttemperaturen, har man långkalsonger kan man gå barfota i flipflops och utan jacka

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 7h

Skulle precis posta att det är för varmt, men du uttryckte dig så elegant som vanligt.

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 7h

Helt klädd i svart som nån goth grannie, på väg till eftermiddagens lektion/föreläsning. *tittar utmanande på tisdag*

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 7h

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · Aug 10

I am considering buying low rise corduroys at age 51 just to make extra certain no more men will approach me

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · Aug 26

deleting brings me closer to god

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 10h

You can’t get my age assurance I’m still not sure I believe it myself.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 4d

an underground bunker for the heart

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 2d

turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel - huge fire

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 13h

Don’t try to be cool, just be yourself. Being yourself makes you cool.

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 8h

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23h

my therapist said i needed to stop talking to myself and then she disappeared into a cloud of mist

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1d

I think if someone tried to kidnap me right now I’d be like ok cool, let’s go. Just don’t put duct tape on my mouth so I can still use my chapstick.

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carnitas.bsky.social @carnitas.bsky.social · 15h

I’ll start, he’s made multiple female friends feel unsafe on the internet. Do you know how shitty you have to be to make someone feel unsafe on the internet ??

carnitas.bsky.social @carnitas.bsky.social · 15h

Hey dang. Doomkick is a sex pest. If you would like to share your story, please do so here

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 9h

When a problem comes along, you must whip it 🎶
Therapist: Well, yeah ok but.. CRACK THAT WHIP 🎶🥳

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21h

“I couldn’t agree more” is the ninja of insults.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 1d

The fact that I have to capitalize Alfredo and Parmesan but not cheddar or mozzarella is why I have trust issues.

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