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@flamby666.bsky.social

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i like geese and i bark at mailmen dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw

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flamby ✨🐝🔪 @flamby666.bsky.social · Jan 24

time isn't real, a 27 slide powerpoint presentation

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit, I think someone hacked my account and has been posting terrible things for the last two years.

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flamby ✨🐝🔪 @flamby666.bsky.social · 2d

no one prepared me for how much of parenting is misplacing your phone

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flamby ✨🐝🔪 @flamby666.bsky.social · 3d

starting a band with my baby called narcoleptic dream machine

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flamby ✨🐝🔪 @flamby666.bsky.social · 3d

babies are cute bc if they weren't they'd be left in the woods a lot more often

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 4d

hand to handjob combat

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.

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flamby ✨🐝🔪 @flamby666.bsky.social · 5d

people are still getting harry potter tattoos????

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 6d

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6d

there's a video of an ICE "agent" spraying pepperspray onto the air hole of an inflatable costume that a protester was wearing. their source of oxygen. I hope they all [REDACTED] fiery [REDACTED]

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flamby ✨🐝🔪 @flamby666.bsky.social · 6d

the hammer is the most important tool in puzzle making

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 6d

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6d

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT AND WHEN WILL I FEEL JOY AGAIN!!!!!!!

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 9d

I just called
To say
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 9d

The terrible is coming from inside the house. And outside the house. And the ice cream shop. And theme parks. It’s terrible everywhere, I think.

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flamby ✨🐝🔪 @flamby666.bsky.social · 9d

watching lord of the rings again bc sméagol just looks really good topless

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 9d

fuck nudes, show me your fall foliage

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 9d

when our ancestors were like "make the water over the fire taste like what we put in the water," they were really cookin

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 9d

Thanks for the dry handjob in the Arby’s parking lot, Geoff.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 9d

Who called it a "ghost ship" instead of a "grave-y boat"?

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 9d

Gemini: Sorry you didn’t get raptured. Jesus was going to bring you until 10,000 people signed a petition against it.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 9d

if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 9d

A world without Caesars. Except for myself, of course. Now Brutus, fetch me my dagger.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 10d

one trick to staying off bluesky and being productive is to have nothing to say

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 10d

"i'm going to mastodon" ok yeah and i'm going to threads i guess we're all just saying words now

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