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etbeeegood.bsky.social
headless horseDan
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 5m
spider booty for you🖤
spotted orbweaver spider, a view of their backside, hanging from a web made on a dried sunflower
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 4m
hearty mums
a patch of orange hardy mums and another of white ones that are turning pink. The overall shape resembles a heart.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1h
happy fife happy life

— the pied piper
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the thadadook👻 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 1h
Jean-Claude Van Halen
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apexamigo.bsky.social
𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 10m
you gotta be very frank with
people to run a hotdog stand
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21m
Things I don't miss about smoking:
The smell
The cost
The effects on my health

Things I miss about smoking:
Smoking
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 1h
In my day

we locked metal contraptions with wheels to our sneakers and rode into oncoming traffic

so yeah go wild..get that extra shot of pumpkin,Maurice
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 1h
Maybe you didn't come here to be seduced, but a hunk of last night's 11 p.m. pizza crust just fell out of my nightgown.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 22m
you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 12m
some advances are really minusvances, it called The shit fuck Effect
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 4h
they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover
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shrekromancer.gay
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 2d
so do everyone's parents have a cursed tin box in the basement featuring what appears to be the Campbell's Soup Homunculus, or just mine
old ass tin box with a Campbell's Soup ad on it, featuring a bug-eyed, pig-nosed rendition of what is allegedly supposed to be a human girl. most of her face is near her chin, while her eyebrows are just below her hairline. idk how to describe her smile other than unsettling. this definitely regular human person is wearing a bow on her head and an apron, and is waving a bell at ye olde classic soup can (presumably as some sort of warning of imminent doom?)
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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 3d
I will frost you and eat you!

-me to my problems
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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 3d
My best friend has an impossibly cute goat
Murphy, a black and white goat, hanging around some gourds and flowers
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ashhull.bsky.social
ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3d
Uses candy corn as ear plugs.
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3d
I just enjoyed a medicinal baked potato for enhanced psychiatric support*

*my brain is being garbage and I ate a potato about it
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 3d
there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 3d
There once was a limerick at sonnetcon? Wow even poetry news is anarchy
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 3d
Oh yeah! I was so excited when Amy Sedaris showed up in Star Wars. ❤️
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 3d
😂 Omg, what is this from?
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 3d
This band was cool and this song always feels like a direct reference to this Firehouse song, especially the ending. ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU-1...
Don't Treat Me Bad (2024 Remaster)
YouTube video by Firehouse - Topic
www.youtube.com
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Kimster Boo @aquavulva.bsky.social · 3d
youtu.be/tKjZuykKY1I?...
The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love (Official Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by RHINO
youtu.be
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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 4d
She's all dried up but seems happy
Mermaid and octopus skeleton on a pink shell
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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 3d
My type of Saturday sports viewing. "Which bee will be the champion in pollen collecting today? Wait a minute...they're sharing and... it's not about winning at all, guys. Awwww. 😍"

[The bees hand me a jar of fresh honey after the collecting is done]
A bumblebee and a honeybee collecting pollen on a dahlia
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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 3d
I'm going on a dream vacation in the Swiss Alps!

[shrinking myself down to fit inside a passenger car on an elaborate model train setup in some guy's basement]
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