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👻Spook of URL😱

@dookofurl.bsky.social

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Lost my mind, but found another He/him/they, don’t tell my mother https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:readmnpgwza7ux3ui3e77zib/feed/aaalrl4q6i66k

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👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · Apr 2

if i die in london, send me to france
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 1d

the internet peaked just before it became available in your hand

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🇨🇦 Odd Boo 👻 <🖕🍊> @toddalio.bsky.social · 1d

Change one letter. Run a candy.

Hog Lips

👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 1d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Footsie Roll

LadyDEADtera 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 1d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Sharties

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👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 1d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Fruit Stripe Gun

James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1d

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Cow And Later

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1d

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Wounds

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Thea van Diepen 🌳📚 @theavandiepen.bsky.social · 1d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Shittles

👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 1d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Footsie Roll

LadyDEADtera 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 1d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Sharties

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👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 1d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Footsie Roll

LadyDEADtera 🍁😷🌈💀 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 1d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Sharties

Betty Cocker @betty-cocker.bsky.social · 1d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Terds

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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 1d

A burst of light and an aura of orange surrounding it in front of a light green background. In the middle of the burst is the sound effect, “TWINK.”

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👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 1d

respectin the dank titties of marriage

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1d

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

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👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 2d

just spent 20 minutes trying to get a pig butchering scammer to call domino’s pizza for a million dollars. gotta remember the “country code” next time ☎️

👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 2d

wha

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Ghoul-jin Rondo @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 2d

Of all the dystopian things in the Mad Max series, the most dystopian of all was Mel Gibson being forced to call a woman who wasn't his aunt "Aunty."

Color photo of Tina Turner as Aunty Entity is Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 2d

This feels pretty darn special

I have been sober for
10,000 Days
10,000
Days
240,018
Hours
14,401,133
Minutes

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👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 2d

dayum! way to go, man!! 👏👏👏

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👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 2d

you must elaborate. you must!

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · May 5

put on the big suit and Stop Making Sense me

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2d

you are the bada bing to my bada boom

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

Inadvertently drank a pumpkin spice thingy yesterday and woke up bookended by the bosom of a condemned witch

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good news everyone! @neutral.zone · 2d

The political class has already tied AI to national destiny, not to profit and loss, so the rest of us must forget the offramp in our head and start asking the harder question: what does a society look like when the wrong path becomes irreversible?

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👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 3d

insurance adjuster: you said you were coming home from “Moe’s”, and what sort of business is that?

homer’s brain: don’t tell him you were at a bar! but what else is open this late?!

homer: it’s a pornography store! i was buying pornography

🧠: (relieved laughing) i woulda never thought of that!