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Your locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees. He / Him / His
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· Nov 22
The worst thing about getting older is that you have to take a fibre supplement if you want to shitpost regularly.
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 7h
Life goal: Make micro shiposts in the chat during Teams meetings that make my boss start laughing while he's speaking βœ…
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 13h
Welp, it's that time of year again. Time to fill 30 to 50 red balloons with helium, and attach them to random sewer grates in my neighborhood. 🎈
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Byron Aces & 8s Dye πŸ”» @byronpdye.com Β· 20h
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Reese's Peanus Butter Cups
toddalio.bsky.social πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 1d
Change one letter. Run a candy.

Hog Lips
dookofurl.bsky.social πŸ‘»Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social Β· 1d
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Footsie Roll
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FuzzyWuzzy in TorontoπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @fuzzywuzzyto.bsky.social Β· 23h
Or he could take them a welcome gift and introduce himself and get to know them a little, like a civilized person does. But he’s nit civilized, he’s just full to eyeballs with hatred and a shitty soul.
factpostnews.bsky.social FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social Β· 1d
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 23h
Both my left & right neighbors weren't born in Canada & speak languages other than English (but also speak English too). They are some of the best people I have known.
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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social Β· 23h
santa is correct. counter the evil we face every day by doing something good for someone else. it's a small way to keep the bad from overtaking us and all of us can do it. inside your sphere there is need and hope waiting for your light.

shine it.

fuck nazi billionaires.
santaclausalaska.bsky.social SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social Β· 23h
Some stranger
somewhere
remembers you
because you were
kind to them.

:-)}
A close-up of a rectangular, blue banner in a grassy area with trees in the distance: β€œSome stranger somewhere remembers you because you were kind to them.”
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 1d
Absolute shameless cunt she is. And I'm not even going to apologise for using that word.
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Chris C @mushafta.bsky.social Β· 1d
The absolute coward of a premier to walk out of a legislature and make a meaningless trip to Saudi Arabia after invoking the NWC declaring war on teachers and other unions/ associations.
Smith is not ethical. She shows zero compassion for the many students deserving of special needs help.
Coward!
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LadyDEADtera πŸπŸ˜·πŸŒˆπŸ’€ @ladylettera32.bsky.social Β· 1d
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Sharties
betty-cocker.bsky.social Betty Cocker @betty-cocker.bsky.social Β· 1d
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Terds
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πŸ‘»Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social Β· 1d
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Footsie Roll
ladylettera32.bsky.social LadyDEADtera πŸπŸ˜·πŸŒˆπŸ’€ @ladylettera32.bsky.social Β· 1d
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Sharties
betty-cocker.bsky.social Betty Cocker @betty-cocker.bsky.social Β· 1d
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Terds
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 1d
Change one letter. Run a candy.

Hog Lips
dookofurl.bsky.social πŸ‘»Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social Β· 1d
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Footsie Roll
ladylettera32.bsky.social LadyDEADtera πŸπŸ˜·πŸŒˆπŸ’€ @ladylettera32.bsky.social Β· 1d
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Sharties
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 1d
Who hurt you, and why is the answer 'the Toronto Maple Leafs'?
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 1d
Doubleplusungood humour
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 1d
It took a good 15 years of working in my chosen field before my imposter syndrome started to not affect me every day.
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 1d
Rogers: <changes their traditionally red logo to blue (a colour used by a competitor) for the Blue Jays appearance in the World Series>

Me: A blue Rogers logo. Huh. That reminds me I need to switch my services to Bell.
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 1d
Roses are red
The walls are lined all yellow, grey, and sinister

Trump, 79, Wanders Off While Meeting Japanese Prime Minister

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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 2d
I swear one of the Ratchet & Clank games had a cow gun that shot cows at people
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 2d
That late strike-that-was-not-a-strike was the umpire equivalent of a wet fart
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social Β· 4d
Here Comes the Walking Dude, Charlie Brown
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social Β· 4d
You Have Forgotten the Face of Your Father, Charlie Brown
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 4d
*inconsolable crying*

(me after sex)
corduroycheddar.bsky.social Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social Β· 4d
Now where is my kazoo?

(me after sex)
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Spooky π•‹π•šπ•ž πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ @qwertying.bsky.social Β· 4d
Canadians won’t road rage or go out-of-their way to key your car.

We just pour a little maple syrup on your windshield. Let the wasps sort it out.
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 4d
A couple of slices of bread underneath windshield wipers brings all the gulls to the yard.
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Odd Boo πŸ‘» <πŸ–•πŸŠ> @toddalio.bsky.social Β· 4d
Them: You'll go straight to hell!

Me: That's okay, I'm Canadian, and I absolutely *HATE* winter.
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Ashley Cooper @ashleycooper.bsky.social Β· 4d
"Gary? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Dark Gary. That was my name.

I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."
Screenshot of an online store product selection. It shows a man in the same hat twice, one in dark grey, one in light. The product is misspelled as "Gary" instead of grey.
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