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Cosimo Kramedici

@slurmslurper.bsky.social

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · Sep 1

Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

Well that was two minutes I’ll never get back

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

What am I missing? That link took me to a video about a Chinese man roasting a lamp in upstate New York. It was quite lovely?

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

When I was a kid you had o go someplace like Beverly Hills to see one in the wild. Now people just park them on the street

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

“Get rid of tracking in public schools??” Did it suddenly become 1978 again?

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry to contradict you Ryan, but that’s clearly Brad Mehldau

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 3d

some people just dont get it

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · Apr 14

That Is Not Dead Which Can Eternal Lie, And With Strange Aeons, Even Death May Die, Charlie Brown

🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · Apr 14

I Do Not Drink... Wine, Charlie Brown

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 4d

You'll Float Too, Charlie Brown

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes, Dead Is Better, Charlie Brown

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 4d

You Have Forgotten the Face of Your Father, Charlie Brown

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 4d

The Ground Went Sour, Charlie Brown

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 4d

Here Comes the Walking Dude, Charlie Brown

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 4d

Longer Than You Think, Charlie Brown

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

I saw it on HBO when I was WAY too young to be seeing such things and it was definitely a contributing factor in…why I am the way I am lol

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

The implicit logic here, “as the party of government, Democrats are the ones in charge of the government,” actually makes perfect sense. Even Republicans believe in Murc’s Law

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Mike Johnson: "Democrats are required to open the government. They keep saying, 'Republicans are in charge of government.' We aren't!"

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

Good

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

There was a ring in Hazlet New Jersey just up the road from us! The Biden DOJ busted it up maybe a month after ours was stolen.

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

The catalytic converter thefts were real bad too. Someone stole the one off our Honda in 2022.

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

It’s got everything: Indiana Jones ripoff! The 1986 Playmate of the Year as the female lead!Absolutely wild tonal shift in the third act! And starring David Keith, not to be confused with Keith David!

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3d

@haveyouseen.us Have I got a movie for you guys: www.imdb.com/title/tt0095...

The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck (1988) ⭐ 4.5 | Action, Adventure, Comedy

1h 28m | R

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 4d

For the longest time a recurring thought I'd have was "Who is Joelle M. Bead?"

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 4d

Longer Than You Think, Charlie Brown

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merritt @merrittk.com · 4d

this essay on the masochism of the Angry Video Game Nerd is still one of my favorite things i've ever written www.otherstrangeness.com/2025/10/26/y...

You Can’t Go Home Again: The Legacy of the Angry Video Game Nerd - Other Strangeness — merritt k

This piece originally appeared in 2018 at ZEAL. Permit me, if you will, to take you back to the past. Way, way back a dozen years ago — before major gaming sites made comedy a key part of their video ...

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 4d

Here Comes the Walking Dude, Charlie Brown

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