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a transgender windmill ★ pansexual ★ genderfluid ★ neurodivergent just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kcsxrdwgltnpsm5ry2dltlkw/lists/3ki3erfluq22r

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 19d

Yes, I changed my avi

I apologize for any confusion, but the mask stays on as long as humanity continues to be menaced by the forces of evil

Also, I'm a sexy robot clang clang brzzt 😉

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15h

No, Svetlana did not look like her online pictures, but Ralph had spent almost twenty grand to get her here, and he was determined to make the best of it.

A man in a brown coat an a hat has his hand under the face of a large bear and looks poised to kiss them.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · Dec 16

Decemberween (1978)

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ceej @ceej.online · 50m

I took a PS5 back in time and made Leonardo da Vinci play Elden Ring to answer the “are video games art” question once and for all but he got so scared of the opening cinematic he invented a new kind of Catholicism

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Oct 11

for the rest of the month I implore you: sign off all your emails with

kind regourds,

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 11h

using the microplastics in my balls to encapsulate and neutralize the lead in my smoothie

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 3d

I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21h

some people are truly salt of the earth, causing blood pressure and kidney stones to everyone else

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23h

Grimace is the McDonald's family pet, Ronald lets him out once a day to bark at the mailman

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 15d

Getting new scissors in a plastic pack that i can't open without already owning scissors is so credit ratings coded

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 23h

most likely to die from a cocktail toothpick lodged in my small intestine

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 1d

Some* mornings I wake up and look around and feel so overwhelmed that I simply can't face the rest of the day

*Most**

**All of the

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 2d

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, WE RIDE AT DUSK!

A pink upright walking chicken? With pleated accordion limbs? Totally freaked out? Riding a hippo that makes rude noises? The hippo seems to be enjoying it?

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

[Pollock family game night]
Jackson: K who's gonna be my partner for Pictionary

Mom: Not it

Dad: Not it

Sis: Not it

Gramma: DAMN IT

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

requesting the most haunted room at the hotel so the ghosts have to watch me have disgusting sex

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.

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skElly Bangs 💀 @ellybangs.bsky.social · 3d

Life is spent not getting the things you need to live. So you adapt, mutate, learn to need less, become ratlike. The hardest thing is you have to never completely forget what it is you're starved for -- or else you may find yourself unable to even recognize it, should it ever finally arrive.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 2d

Please make your replies more sequitur.

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 2d

goose.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 2d

I want to stop doomscrolling, but it's impossible when things are so bad that simply booting up your phone creates an unavoidable cascade of doom

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 2d

everyone says they love to travel, but most of them are pretty stressed out when they regain consciousness loaded into my trebuchet

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3d

Arthur just couldn’t quite get used to working from home.

A black and white dog stares at the image of a flock of sheep on a computer monitor.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 3d

there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 5d

The Muppets Take Portland (2025)

The Muppets fuck around with the National Guard in front of stores that are not boarded up. Voodoo donuts is open late.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 3d

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.

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