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David Thompson

@dntboise.bsky.social

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Where I should be all the time and when I'm not I'm with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 Ja, vi elsker dette landet 🇳🇴

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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · Oct 19

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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 22h

The cool kids table at the asylum

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Watching a 2024 film called "Friendship" and it is wild.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

The most awkward part of dating is waiting for them to fill out the post-coitus survey for the first time

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d

if she has great pumpkins, she probably has great pie

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

It's important to believe in something so I've chosen UFOs.

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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 1d

Murder She Foisted

The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 1d

Murder, She Gloated

A Big Waaaail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

Murder, She Forged

David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 1d

Murder She Promulgated

A Big Waaaail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

Murder, She Wanted

The Phantom Meowtzi (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 1d

Murder, She Gloated

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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 1d

Murder She Prognosticated

Betty Cocker @betty-cocker.bsky.social · 1d

Murder, She Begged

A Big Waaaail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

Murder, She Wanted

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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 2d

At the Halloween party tomorrow night, I think I’m going to dress as a cat, and just knock shit off of the tables there.

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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 2d

They are very docile and can be delightful

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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 5d

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 6d

Was it Yogi Bear?

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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 6d

Dunning-Kreuger is all wrong but they're too dumb to know it.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 7d

You should take inspiration from Metallica who achieved success despite having a stupid name.

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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 7d

#LasVegss

David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 8d

When I was very young, my dad convinced me that soy sauce was made from grasshopper spit

Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 8d

This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.

sumo wrestler is handed a giant bottle of soy sauce

David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 8d

Oh Nell!

a cartoon character is holding a girl on a train track .

ALT: a cartoon character is holding a girl on a train track .

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David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 10d

Yup that's me, my snazzy new Pontiac Fiero GT and my future x-wife, Carmalita - vintage 1980's stuff there

David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 10d

@duolingoverde.bsky.social

mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 10d

I want to know just enough of every language to recognize when someone is talking shit about my outfit

David Thompson @dntboise.bsky.social · 10d

Quote post a favorite photo of yourself from any era ❤️

(That means: put a photo of yourself in a quote of this post. Please)

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jaypea but spooky @jpstarling.bsky.social · Jan 18

A cup of ambition? In this economy???

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 15d

Your horoscope for today:
Be like a mimosa - sweet, effervescent, and for some, headache inducing.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16d

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 18d

Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 18d

I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called Longlegs Wide Open

Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 18d

Rosemary’s Butthole
Bonerraiser
The Shitting
Psych hole
Jaws

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