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axialagegamer.swifties.social
Reverse Clowngirl
@axialagegamer.swifties.social
23K followers 4.2K following 6.2K posts
The apocalypse will be shitposted Eat the Reich No skeets are legal advice Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager Proudly anti-Elon since 2004 If I argue, I probably have a degree in it 我用很多语言发帖：🇮🇩🇨🇳🇧🇷🇩🇪🇨🇦🇬🇷
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axialagegamer.swifties.social
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 4d
FROGS TOGETHER STRONG 🐸🐸
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 4d
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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lizdynan.bsky.social
Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 39m
Dressing for the job I want
full length photo of someone on a street wearing a lime green frog onesie and colorful rubber boots. The frog headpiece has large googly eyes and wide open mouth with look of shock.
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kellalena.bsky.social
Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 5h
I will not hesitate to wash my whole car with the gas station squeegee.
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unfitz.bsky.social
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2h
Big money idea:

A daycare for super-speedy hedgehog children called Sonic Youth.
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axialagegamer.swifties.social
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 2h
Dressing for the job I want
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theebonedaddy.bsky.social
TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15h
So everyone can see who's fucking you
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emceekayvee.bsky.social
🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 15h
Reverse Cowgirl Mortgage
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necronomicat.bsky.social
NecronomiCat @necronomicat.bsky.social · 14h
Prone Bone Broth
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joshdobbin.bsky.social
Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 8h
wait till you hear my tight 5 minutes of material on Fran Tarkington and the Mandrell Sisters, then!
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jaycubed2k.bsky.social
Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 2h
I'm like Dexter if he just gave bad people disapproving glances without confronting them
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 18h
You’re like if a cold stethoscope was a personality.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 8h
This is why the inflatable costumes works so well -- it works the same way calling them "weird" or "creepy" did. It disrupts their narrative, and makes them seem pathetic rather than cool-and-cruel.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17h
You need to see this:

“The show of force is the point. They want these images to be out…The Department of Homeland Security is walking around Chicago with a film crew.” @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social
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OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social · Aug 14
Whenever someone gives me a hearty handshake, all the silverware falls out of my sleeve that I've stolen
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 2h
Keep talking, asshole. I've been doing kegels this entire time
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 23h
i’ve never been shot so there’s a chance that i’m bulletproof
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twosense.bsky.social
BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 17h
At one point cavemen started drawing 🫘 on cave walls but they were so inaccurate all of the dinosaurs died of cringe.
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birdrespecter.bsky.social
Diamond Hands: Master Bag Holder @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 16h
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axialagegamer.swifties.social
Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 16h
BOTH
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eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 16h
inspector, I store many things in my balls, you'll have to be more specific
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ficklefilly.bsky.social
Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 28d
“Do you want me to give you lots of attention or leave you alone?”

Me: Yes.
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 2d
*Britishly* bottle of water
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d
White people be like let me turn on Steely Dan
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dly.bsky.social
d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d
Israeli hostage, Palestinian prisoner. fascinating word choice.
A young 90s gal in front of a computer sarcastically saying “interesting”
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calgif.bsky.social
cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 5d
real question for people with the giant skeleton: where tf do you put it the other 11 months of the year?
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calgif.bsky.social
cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 2d
Streamers say “mods” the same way a medieval lord would say “guards”.
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calgif.bsky.social
cal? @calgif.bsky.social · 1d
Hate it when I flip my pillow over to the cool side and accidentally knock over my nightstand spaghetti and meatballs
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