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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3h

People are calling it “the most significant attempt to stop people from being horny since the guy who invented graham crackers”

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 3h

Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...

Have I Got Nuzzi For You

Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.

www.status.news

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Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 41m

lol, but I love Graham crackers, not fair to link them with her perversions.
I think her top looks like a diseased tissue sample as seen under a microscope.

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Billie Etchison @sybilte420.bsky.social · 14h

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 3h

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Mr. Crown @ambitiousapex.blacksky.app · 4h

Kerry Gold has flavored butter?

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Glenn Storm @glennstorm.bsky.social · 2d

Attorneys for the ANTIFA founder girlfriend are demanding Kristi Noem produce proof of life, as no one has seen or heard from her since the Secretary of Homeland Security announced her arrest.

Allow her her phone call

Her family is desperate to see her alive and well

#JusticeForAntifaGirlfriend

A photograph of a frog (figurine) in solemn candlelight vigil praying for the girlfriend of one of ANTIFA's founders, calling for her release.

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Wendy M. A. Darling @wendymadarling.bsky.social · 11h

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

The complicated love story of Thomas the bisexual goose

Thomas shunned the female geese in Waikanae, north of Wellington, and instead chose a black swan named Henry for 24 years until another swan stole his love's heart.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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Citizen Harry 😷🥄⚙️💚🍉 @citizenharry.bsky.social · 11h

Literally a Black Swan Event!

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 5h

this weekend is gonna be fucking ridiculous

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 4h

🙂 These are hilarious.
1. Ed Martin when 14 years old
2. Abandoned love child of 3 and 3's own sister
3. Tried to launch a Tantric Therapy Clinic for Kids
4. Failed spray-on hair entrepreneur

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Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 4h

I kind of love that Freddie Mercury may have foreseen the naked bike race, just with the reverse sex.

Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 4h

Fully clothed + overt violence doesn't quicken his pulse.
Naked men on bikes (think about this) brings him to his knees.

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 5h

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

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Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 7h

This new way of ladylike dabbing at tears due to the stupid massive fake lashes or over thick mascara is so annoying to watch. (The constant hair preening too.)

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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 7h

Trump playing up his bullet dodging skills at the Charlie Kirk memorial is really beyond parody.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 7h

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Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 7h

Who wore it better?

full length photo of ron desantis wearing blue jeans tucked into long white rubber boots shaking hand of cop. Guy in fatigues behind him appears to be grinning at the spectacle.

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Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 8h

Dressing for the job I want

full length photo of someone on a street wearing a lime green frog onesie and colorful rubber boots. The frog headpiece has large googly eyes and wide open mouth with look of shock.

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 10h

Dressing for the job I want

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Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 8h

Dressing for the job I want

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 1d

A message from the frog resistance
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso

A Message From The Frog Resistance

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

youtu.be

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MSNBC @msnbc.com · 1d

"I stand on solid rock and I will not bow, I will not break, I will not bend, I will not capitulate, I will not give in, I will not give up."

New York Attorney General Letitia James speaks out after being indicted by the Trump DOJ.

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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 1d

The light, the light, the perfect October light./The Universe in Color.

A fall bouquet in a sea mist glass vase radiant with dappled fall light. It sits in front of a shelf of cookbooks and art books including one called The Universe in Color.

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Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 1d

"We were looking to triple the business."
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I love Alpen muesli, made in Canada. I was looking to triple my Alpen consumption rate in 2025. I too, am an innocent bystander.
Cry more Gareth.

Missing Ingredient Goddess @lizdynan.bsky.social · 1d

I took that as a sarcasm. The guy is a "hippie"!

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