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Missing Ingredient Goddess
@lizdynan.bsky.social
Lion tamer, baker, spice collector. Interests history, mysticism, science, medicine, politics.
I feel dirty reposting this but...
On no one’s Christmas wishlist
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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So here’s Bob, my squishy kitty 😍🥰
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The algorithm has been misinformed.
Today my browser's feed is tempting me to pick up some classic Burberry pieces or select a $20,000 robot for the home if that's more my speed.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Dinner party. A German friend said to her son, in her extremeTeutonic accent, “Heinrich, you are engaging in too much monkey business,” & reader, I WAS CHILLED TO THE BONE.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Moisture free mashed potatoes at forming dough-balls stage.
Flat, burnt marshmallows. Probably at glues jaws together stage of sugar cooking.
Dehydrated, petite-four size rolls.
Missing ingredient mac and cheese.
Shredded, desiccated turkey.
The most miserly dish of stuffing.
NO GRAVY!!
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Only on Earth two can this headline make sense
Trump is a maximally corrupt dipshit who does crime, what’s the contradiction
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My favorite too and I actually love the movie.
He wrote a lot of incredible plays, but my favorite remains Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, which I will go see any production of. Stoppard directed the movie adaptation with Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, and Richard Dreyfuss: www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ros...
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November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Guess who's back...
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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sometimes you do in fact need to kill a dog to save a baby, but like, do you need to talk about it on the campaign trail?

why are so many people talking about killing dogs on the campaign trial these days, when that is a thing that is very easy to keep to one’s self
Independent MP Ayoub Khan has told PolHome he was once forced to kill a dog with his hands to save the life of a baby

He spoke to Tom Scotson at Your Party conference in Liverpool
Your Party MP Ayoub Khan Killed Dog To Save A Baby's Life
Independent MP Ayoub Khan has told PoliticsHome he once killed a dog with his hands to save a child’s life.
www.politicshome.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wait a minute, Stephen Miller's wife is on CNN?
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”

@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Just in last 48 hours:
-President pardons Honduran prez serving 45 years for conspiring to smuggle cocaine to US
-BUT ALSO on verge of war w/VZ based on unsupported claims its govt. is smuggling cocaine to US
-DefSec openly committing war crimes
-Trump envoy selling out Ukraine for deals with Russia
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild

Black bears
Eastern coyote
Foxes
Possums
Owls
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild

Fallow Deer
Otter
Grey Squirrel (SQUIRREL!)
Fox
Common Lizard
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild.

Great White
Badger
Vulture
Grass snake
Māori Wrasse
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
His little shrunken cardigan...😂😂😍
"You will be glad to hear that while you were out I took the opportunity to take your record collection out of alphabetical order and rearranged it by genre. You are welcome."
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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The ghost of Wampanoag Chief Massasoit is kicking himself for not doing the same before the Mayflower’s wretched refuse crawled onto his shores
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Would it kill somebody to say “Nancy is not stupid.” It pains me to see the WH press corps just accept the abuse. Sends the wrong image to Americans and the world IMHO.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I think often of the time a bunch of murder victims’ families showed Trump treasured photos of their loved ones and he signed them
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
They better double up his observation team this evening. I'm imagining him wandering dark hallways in an agitated state while looking for the front door because he and Geoff are off to boogie at Studio 54.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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UPDATE: National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom has died of her injuries after D.C. shooting attack, Trump says
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Quick, they can’t have gotten far
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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The Trump administration granted him asylum in April!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Well, I had a couple of kitchen mishaps today but proud to say none as bad as......ENJOY!😏😂
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Of course, ALL cats are the best cat ever, but I do genuinely believe Jim *is* the best cat ever.
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I heard a story about a female academic giving a paper at the IHR who, after receiving a long and aggressive question from a senior male professor, simply leaned back with her hands behind her head and replied “Oh, do fuck off.”
One of my colleagues went to a seminar at Berkeley and when someone asked a question Derrida brushed it off saying ‘what you ask may be important but it is not interesting’.
This path leads to chaos.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Blue!💙
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM